In my many years of working around the country I have never encountered somewhere so chavved-up as Kidderminster (Worcestershire). Unfortunately I happen to work in a building above the local “Social” so a **** is never far away. The police are called at least once a week when a **** is refused their “giro” and […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Stevenage
Fame Two films – Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush, Boston Kickout – were set in Stevenage and don’t exactly paint it in a favourable light. Ian Poulter, the golfer who wears stupid trousers, also comes from Stevenage, although he’s so proud of his roots he now prefers to say that he was born […]
Cannock (Again)
Cannock used to be a lovely little market town. A mix of country folk and hard working coal miners. It is now becoming the **** cess pit of Staffordshire. Venture into town on any afternoon and you will see the scutters of society sitting outside Weatherspoons ( Once a very useful Ironmongers, now a hive […]
Watford (again)
Like most of the **** towns here, the favourite **** hangout is outside the McDonalds, on the High Street/King Street juction. This is handy for the **** shopping Mecca opposite – the Harlequin centre, where the ********* swarm on a Saturday afternoon. Don’t know about other towns’ *****, but the Watford variety are all skinny […]
Castle Bromwich/Birmingham
I grew up in this suburb of Birmingham, which wasn’t to bad till i left in 1996. Went through there on the 966 bus the other week from Chelmsley Wood to Sutton. A load of say 15 ***** got on at Tesco by Castle Bromwich, there was two bus inspectors just asking people kindly where […]
TELFORD – Yet Again!
Another well scary trip to Telford, (the only safest place is Waterstones I find, as ***** are illiterate). I park my car in Brown Elm car park, (next to the DIY superstore) and walk towards the shopping malls…BUT first, you have to pass the ****-hole known as Spencer’s Arcade, a nasty little indoor market type […]
Dudley
The epicentre for ***** and all things cheap and tacky. The place where one has to seek refuge inside from the less than fresh, cigarette smoke filled air which hangs over the town like a cloud. Lard ****, tattooed women wearing their mandatory clown necklaces, large, gold hooped earrings, purchased from the cut price jewellers […]
Hemel Hempstead
I’m amazed that this town isn’t already on the site! The place most popular for ***** is the McDonalds drive-thru on the Leisure World site, in fact this place is full of chavsters. Leisure World has 2 bars (Hotshots and Jumping Jaks) and two clubs (both full of ***** in Hackett shirts). It is affectionally […]
Redditch
It is badly maintained, scruffy, delapidated, graffiti scribbled, and has no less than 3 Mc Donalds (one now closed and derelict). It has a soulless indoor shopping mall which is lined with nike, adidas, just do it, **** wearing trollops and lard arses. It has 2 ‘pound shops’. It has a war memorial which has […]
Walsall
Walsall lies somewhere or other in the West Midlands and its good people use the word “Kev” to describe a **** and “Shaz” to describe a ********. Where I live, on Jesson Road, a kev free area, luckily, leads on to round the corner where all the kevs live. There seems to be some kind […]
Kingstanding, Birmingham, so much to answer for
Kingstanding as has previously been said by other correspondents is adistrict on the northern edge of Birmingham, sandwiched between rich **** heaven (Sutton Coldfield), Great Barr and Erdington. “Kingstanding Circle” is a massive traffic island with shops round it and has a very high cpsm (***** per square metre) count. Lots of cut price shops, […]
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Rugby, Warwickshire
Home to a prestigious public school and a couple of very good grammars, the locals of this unbelievably narrow minded little market town feel the need to rebalance the gene pool by spawning gap toothed wingnut eared cheap blinging gold festooned rat boys, and kappa ******** who give birth so soon after they are born […]
