A beautiful expansive area with expensive houses, not a **** in sight for as far as the eye can see. Beverly Hills is indeed a very nice place to settle down with your 2.4 children and shiny BMW in the drive. Sadly, Selly Oak isn’t. In fact, it is the very antithesis of Beverly Hills. […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Hemel Hempstead- the capital of chavadom
So far I have lived in Newcastle, where the ***** are a particularily vicious breed but thankfully relatively few in number, Rugby where they roam the streets in vast numbers but are reasonable unthreatening and Newmarket where ***** appear to have been successfully controlled although I did not stay long and we all know they […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
brownhills, walsall
brownhills is a small village/town that is unfortunate to be inhabited by a growing population of ***** or as they are known around there kevs. the biggest hang out is the local ‘offy’ or off licence. they hang in groups of between 2-30 people and often share a can between at least 5 a time. […]
Rickmansworth (hertfordshire)
Rickmansworth, never heard of it? Good, not many have, and its better it stays that way. Its a local town, for local people. Or, recently, a local town for *****. They began appearing in numbers a couple of years ago, during rumours that a Mcdonalds was going to be built there. The Mcdonalds building was […]
Telfords fungus like infection of Shropshire
Telford is by far one of the worst towns in England for *****, scallies or as the people of Shropshire call them, Telfs. I myself live in the ‘picturesque’ village of Albrighton placed firmly between the newly made city of Wolverhampton and the HOLE that is Telford. I have noted the messages left on this […]
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Shifnal (Only 3 miles from Telford)
A once, picturesque little market town, (weren’t they all) in Shropshire. Tragically, there has been a mass breeding programme there during the last 20 years or so, and now the place is crawling with them,not to mention the ****** that reside 3 miles away, and who come over in TWOC’d Novas and Escorts just to […]
Oh No, Uttoxeter again.
It’s TRUE! I admit that once in a while I have to visit this sad,**** ridden **** hole.I also admit to popping into a chavity shop!I found a pair of Burberry shorts,I fair near chucked my ring up! Peering out of the window I spied 5 other pairs containing chinking,doped up,brainless,pissed up,inter-bred space wasters. the […]
Telford Trash
Another mention, but when it comes to Telford, it sticks to your shoes like dogshit, and just as hard to get off. The smell lingers too. In my last Telford epic, I forgot to mention the ***** that actually work for a living, though of course they don’t pay rent,mortgage,council tax, and bills in general […]
Burntwood
Feel free to play “Spot the ****” any evening congregating by the shops at Swan Island – no prizes, it’s too easy – there’s LOADS of them. They’re BORED, of course – so the best they can manage to do is hang around making the place look even more untidy, and anyone parking there to […]
Kidderminster
In my many years of working around the country I have never encountered somewhere so chavved-up as Kidderminster (Worcestershire). Unfortunately I happen to work in a building above the local “Social” so a **** is never far away. The police are called at least once a week when a **** is refused their “giro” and […]
