I have lived in this place for 7 years now and to my knowledge it is the only mass Kev/**** breeding ground I know of. These lesser species of human pop out of single, divorced ****’s stomachs like theres no tomorrow. Only being about 16 years younger than their moms in the first place, its […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Coventry (Sh)ity Centre – like ****, you’re never far away from a ****
I cannot offer you a reliable explanation of the phrase ‘sent to Coventry’. But what I can offer is a reliable explanation of the desolate hell-hole of a city centre that awaits any poor unfortunate who may be sent there. The first thing you’ll notice on exiting the train station is that…there aren’t that many […]
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Shrewsbury
Like many towns where a major public school is located, Shrewsbury has its fair share of filthy ***** for its ranks of decent young chaps to abuse/fight with etc. From the great plateau on which the school is located, it is possible to view the entire town in all its chavesque splendour. The first **** […]
Stoke-on-Trent
I am extremely suprised that Stoke is not yet included on the list of chavtowns, as it has the complete tick list; -council estates -high rate of unemployment -cheap fake stores Its like white lightening -chavelicious!! Okay, lets take a stroll over chewing gum filled streets of stoke and spot the *********. To our right […]
Coventry (Sh)ity Centre – like ****, you’re never far away from a ****
I cannot offer you a reliable explanation of the phrase ‘sent to Coventry’. But what I can offer is a reliable explanation of the desolate hell-hole of a city centre that awaits any poor unfortunate who may be sent there. The first thing you’ll notice on exiting the train station is that…there aren’t that many […]
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Cannock – The King Of All **** Towns!!!
Unfortunatley I have lived in Cannock all of my life, 22 years (people don’t get that for murder these days) and I have witnessed it’s demise into a waiting lounge for the Trishia show! The ****’s have well and truly taken over the town centre and anywhere else there is and bus shelter to hang […]
Tamworth
Having spent the majority of my life living in the beautiful city of Sheffield, and a significant proportion living in the distinctly less beautiful city of Nottingham, I accepted a job in Tamworth, Staffordshire. For those of you who don’t know where Tamworth is, try to keep it that way. The people of Tamworth describe […]
Coventry – Upper Stoke
Upper Stoke, an inappropriately named area of Coventry. Much of ‘Cov’ classes as prime **** territory but I’ll have to mention a specific area, that of the Meadway, Hillside, Valley Road estate in the laughably named area of Upper stoke. This has always been a nasty part of town, and after 8 years away (in […]
Wednesbury
Well what can be said about my small industrial backwater town. Ok here it goes…. Wednesbury is mainly split into Estates!! (How **** is that!!) There is The Yew tree estate, wood’s estate and the most infamous of the 3, Friar Park. Unfortunately, I reside very close to it. And in some people’s eyes I […]
Solihull, West Midlands
I tell ya what people, you have never realised the full potential of the **** culture untill you spend a day in Solihull’s main shopping centre. They are everywhere. They’re like those annoyin wasps weve been havin recently. I work in a cafe in the shoppin centre and you can hear the litte rascals coming […]
Wolverhampton (Vulgarhampton)
One of towns the Government thought fit for city status several years ago, but alas! what a toilet this place is amid the urban sprawl of dives such as Bloxwich, Willenhall, Bilston, Walsall – to name but a few. Wolverhampton is stuck in a 1970’s time warp for starters – people still have feather cuts, […]
Birmingham (Cotteridge)
Cotteridge is a ****’s heaven – plenty of bike sheds to smoke round the back of! And lots of other ****’s to hang around with, generally causing a nusance. Imagine a place where ***** don’t exist, the world is calm and nobody wears burberry. Well let me asure you, this is most definately NOT the […]
