Welcome to Worcester, the ancient **** capital of the **** ******** West Midlands. From the derelict and depressing Angel Place in the centre of town, to the sprawling Council ****-Estates of Warndon, Brickfields, Ronkswood and Dines Green, this once proud old city now stands as a monument to all that **** culture embraces. A visitor […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Nuneaton
Nuneaton – home of the Gibbs Aquada, the world’s first decently fast amphibious car. But it is also home to something even more impractical and pointless – a vast army of Adidas-clad *****! The town centre itself is absolutely littered with the buggers during the day, all the 10-14 year old **** kids who’ve ditched […]
Northfield. (Where have all the people gone?)
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I will give 1 billion quid to the person who can find a normal person in the main shopping area of Northfield. I myself am fortunate enough not to live too close but I do go there often and every (and I do mean every) time I go there I can’t see a normal […]
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Hertford:
Welcome to Hertford, County Town of Hertfordshire. It has its own website: http://www.hertford.net/, and our motto is “Pride in our Past, Faith in our Future.” Immediately, I can spot two things wrong with that motto, and both mistakes lie in the town’s thriving culture of ‘*****’. How to Spot a Hertford ****: Wears McKenzie/Nickelson/other tracksuit […]
watford
OH MY ******* GOD!!!! mini ****** little ankle biting ***** & kappa ******** as far as the eye can see! if they are not in garston speeding around the drive thru in one of the most sorry looking mcdonalds you will ever step foot in, they are gathering by the masses outside guess where….yes mc […]
Dudley
Dudley is in a part of the Midlands known as the Black Country, so named because of its heavy industry. The landscape was once littered with horrific factories spewing out filthy black smoke into the atmosphere, leaving it permanently enveloped in black gloom. Hence the name, The Black Country. That will give you some idea […]
Hemel Hempstead
Hemel Hempstead, Much has been said about this pit before but very few can have the level of experience I have. I am one of the unfortunates, Hemel Born and raised- something I’m certainly not proud of, but it has allowed me an unprecedented view of the world of ****’s in this hell hole! Not […]
Dudley
Even as a new user, I’m surprised to see the lack of reference to Dudley in your lovely site. Ahh, my home town. The place that God forgot. Trust me, readers, if ***** were aeroplanes, Dudley is a ******* international airport. The interests of the Dudley **** include many delightful and generally illegal things. When […]
Lower Gornal
You can not find a more **** place than Lower Gornal in the West Midlands – it has all the pre-requisite **** elements – Spar: for general loitering, Chip Shop (see Spar), Pubs – for sitting outside in their Novas and even a launderette that the ***** gravitate to with their cheap cider and alchol […]
Burton-Upon-Trent
What a **** of a place Burton is! This is a town that definitely got missed when the developers and the cash were around, but you can hardly blame them for taking one look and legging it at top speed. Let me take you on a tour of this stinking landfill site that is known […]
Weoley Castle, again (The Kevette Farm)
It is not just Kevs that are bread in this council paradise. Kevettes are also made (not born) here. Allow me to take you through the early stages of this shoppaholic’s meaningless life. On average, the first words to spring out of these worthless *****’s mouths while they are still young includes “innit”, “pink”, “so […]
Weoley Castle (The Kev Farm)
I have lived in this place for 7 years now and to my knowledge it is the only mass Kev/**** breeding ground I know of. These lesser species of human pop out of single, divorced ****’s stomachs like theres no tomorrow. Only being about 16 years younger than their moms in the first place, its […]
