First of all let me introduce the background to this. I’d been out of Britain for 6 months – in a large port city on one of the world’s great waterways, where there is a large British presence and it is considered an extremely dangerous,violent and newsworthy place. Those with half a brain should get […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Rubery not a town but a small **** ******** village
Picture the scene your walking down Rubery highstreet on your way to pick up a few essentials when you spy in the distance a mass of rockports and burberry…….yes its the local kev population! They hang around in packs ready to swoop on innocent village folk ‘will you go in the shop for us?’ this […]
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Kingstanding, BIRMINGHAM
This burned out part of North Birmingham is best summed up by its McDonalds. Attempt to use the drive through and you’ll be confronted by fireproof makeup and the local ***** (Kevs) sniffing round your car asking for money. Failure to hand it over results in standard Kev abuse (cmon son; you may think you’re […]
Quinton
Quinton is a pathetic excuse for a town and I wouldn’t be suprised if it is left out of the A-Z map to deny all existence of it. Apart from the odd road here and there the main part of Quinton is one big long road lined with fish ‘n’ chip shops, spar or some […]
Ware
From a sweet little town where I grew up, Ware has become a sort of hiding place for the ***** getting ready to invade other local towns. During the day the only evidence of the **** *********** is the occasional broken bottle/windscreen around the highstreet (and the newly arrived “townies out” graffiti) but it is […]
Market Drayton
Delightfully located between **** strongholds of Shrewsbury and Stoke on Trent lies the little town of Market Drayton. Famous according to signs for gingerbread and the home of the Muller yogurt factory, Market Drayton is the ***** countryside retreat. A town with KwikSave Netto and LIDL is surely **** heaven. This town which i had […]
Walsall
I ‘work’ for Walsall Council, which brings me into contact with local ***** on a daily basis. A while back I was in the town Museum where I wittnessed a fine example of **** stupidity. A local ******** and his Lizzy Duke wearing girlfriend had taken an object into the Museum for the staff to […]
Evesham
Possibly one of the worst places for ***** (or Kevs as we call them round here) in the country. I would challenge anyone to visit this town without seeing at least one kev. Forget where they hang out, an easier question to answer would be where they don’t hang out. Allday’s carpark, Halford’s carpark, McDonald’s […]
BRIERLEY HILL
Brierley Hill has got to be the **** center of the universe! It is hard not to spot a Vauxhall nova wheel spinning or racing around the local shopping centre roads of Merry Hill, barely missing the old aged pensioners and this is just a Monday morning. The local KFC car park has been turned […]
Birmingham
A city blighted by the ****** invasion of T K Maxx-kitted ******* that are spawning the next generation of clown pendant-wearing petty thieves before our eyes. Usually on a park bench, or one of the few grass verges not full of Bull Terrier ****. Outside McDonalds is the obvious favourite spot, blocking access to the […]
Sutton Coldfield
Ah Sutton Coldfield. As a new user, I’m surprised that there are no existing entries for Sutton Coldfield, given the high concentration of ***** in and around the Gracechurch shopping centre and, later at night, the gippo pubs like the Litten Tree and Bottle o Sack. Now, don’t get me wrong, Sutton Coldfield has a […]
Coventry
Let me take you on my journey home from work. This will give you a ride through the lovely Coventry or a it is now called Chaventry. I start by getting the 19w bus the journey begins in Canley. At the top of Charter Avenue the bus gets loaded with female ***** and their prams […]
