For those of you who don’t know, allow me to tell you: The University of Warwick is not in Warwick. It is just outside Canley. The beautiful green bubble of the University is pressed up against the delapidated brick suburb of Canley, which is wedged between Tile Hill (former drug dealing centre of Cventry) and […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Nuneaton
Lets be totally honest here….Nuneaton is a haven for the ***** and ********* of modern day. Anyone living in (or in close proximaty to for that matter) Nuneaton, will be well aware of the hangouts of the little blighters. Take the lakeside bowling alley….you would think a semi decent place to play bowling. But oh […]
Stevenage (**** Central)
Last Saturday we decided to go shopping and as we had not visited Stevenage for a while we thought (in our infinate wisdom) things may have changed. How wrong can you bloomin well be!!..Within minutes of stepping into the Westgate Centre we were almost crushedby the mass of Burberry and sportswear clad *****! You think […]
Stechford, Birmingham, inc Kitts Green,Lea Village and Tile Cross
Well what can I say! Very similar to the description of Chelmsley Wood. These areas are full of the cream of ****! The males wear the obligatory uniform of a tracksuit tucked into there socks, Nike or Reebok classic trainers, loads of gold (cheaper the better) scarf around the face. Female ********* wear either skintight […]
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Coventry, Chaventry, whatever, it’s a ********, even the radio stations are ****!
Even when i look out of the window next to me i can see buses going past, my eyes instinctively head straight to the back seat of the top deck, where theres yet ANOTHER herd of *****! surely that girl holding what looked like a cigarette must not have been older than 12? they’re getting […]
Read More… from Coventry, Chaventry, whatever, it’s a ********, even the radio stations are ****!
Nuneaton
Where can you start? Nuneaton is a lovely, economically-depressed town, where the **** community is really starting to thrive. you can see the wonderful **** creatures ouside any Spar shop, usually smoking, drinking cider, and chanting “OI, GOFF!!” or other verbal abuse at any misfortunate person that happens to walk by. In the area that […]
Perton
The Ultimate **** Ghetto, the **** filth types are ******** up a semi rural estate with their running about, smoking and anti social behavour activities, as if its “WKD” to have dropped out of every opportunity given to them in their worthless lives! They must hang out “down s’aynsburys”, as if the world renown supermarket […]
Walsall
I have had the pleasure of living in the **** haven of Walsall for over 20 years now and even ran a town centre pub for 3 years recently and i can honestly say that having traveled from the tip to toe of the UK with my job, Walsall must rank amoungst the top ten […]
Sedgley
Sedgley is a half decent local high street in the daytime. the variety of shops there is quite good and seems to be steadily improving with time BUT………. Come the night time, particularly on Fridays and Saturdays it becomes a **** Hell Hole. All the pubs are **** pubs really. even the Beacon Hotel which […]
Tamworth
Your typically capped degenerates have a number of hang outs in tamworth. A previous note mentioned the McDonalds (obviously chavved as MaccyDees) where the 950 cc Fiats and corsas with a sewer pipe for an exhaust have staked their claim but another notable mecca for these **** is glascote road – a veritable feast of […]
Hemel Hempstead- New and impreoved
Well, since my last piece on here Hemel Hempstead has actually gotten even worse!!! This morning I was skimming through the local paper (The newly named Hemel Hempstead Gazzette no less) What was I greeted with on a full page spread…. a story about a campaign aptley named “Happy in Hemel”. If this sounds bad […]
Coventry – the armpit of the midlands
Hello. I will try to make this interesting. I don’t know whether any of you fine people have heard of Coventry and if not, you ain’t missing much. Maybe I am naive, but surely Coventry is the Townie Capital of Britain! Foetus-***** congregating by bus shelters, delapidated telephone boxes, chippies etc. I am unfortunate enough […]
