what do you call a kev in a box? innit What do you call a kev in a box with a lock on it safe i live in kinver, which is in dudley, and near stourbridge. collectively, they probably make up 75% of england’s **** population i am not going to complain about the amounts […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Hemel Hempstead
Second nomination for **** capital of the UK Ok, I’ve only heard of this new word, ‘****’, in the last few months, but it seems that these people(loose term) it describes have been around for ever. This is my contribution: I moved to hemel hempstead in 1996 as I got a job offer I couldn’t […]
Cannock
Unfortunatley i live in Hednesford not far from Cannock… (the **** capital of britain) i am surrounded by ***** daily. You can guarantee that every time you step foot of your frount door, you will see a ****. In Cannock ***** will normally wear a Pair of Rockfort boots, tracksuit bottoms (aka trackies) tucked into […]
Telford
Let’s dissect Telford to find out why it’s the Numero Uno **** capital of the World! […]
Stourbridge
Oh the delights of STOURBRIDGE. The many piss-riddled subways and the singular swarming hive – McDonalds. It isn’t a big one, but our ***** are educated enough – yes, educated enough You heard me – to climb the stairs. That McDonalds is always full of the delightful beings themselves, hurling spitballs at one another and […]
Hoddesdon
Hoddesdon has become the epitome of Chavmainian sub culture over the last 10 or so years. Each year the town falls more firmly into degradation from this viral infectious ignorance, that is **** culture. ***** in Hoddesdon prefer to hang outside the typical newsagents that fill every town, the CO-OP and the ever classic place, […]
Willenhall
Willenhall, near Wolverhampton, has a proud and ancient history as the centre of the British lock industry. During the 1980s and 1990s a lot of lock factories closed down, causing huge unemployment. Unable to find real work elsewhere these people had no other option but to become *****. They had no money, no education, no […]
Nuneaton
On any Saturday, you would be mistaken in thinking that ***** of the world have all taken a pilgrimage to this chaviest of towns. They seem to begin their worship by the fountain, then, in a sea of fake burberry, they make their way down to the real temple of worship….McDonalds. If you get in […]
Leamington Spa
I can’t believe I’m the first to nominate Leamington Spa as a Chavtown. Outsiders may think the place is a genteel and affluent place in which to live, especially when given its full title, Royal Leamington Spa. But if you do more than scratch the surface, you will see a horrible little cesspit – the […]
West Bromwich
“The Midlands was once known as the Black Country, this is because of the vast amounts of pollution from the many factories and mills in the area at the time. I choose to believe it is called the Black Country because of all the ******, pretending to be black rappers.” […]
Tipton (Near Dudley)
For those who have little knowledge of The Black Country, Tipton is a town about quarter of an hours bus ride from Dudley. The tour starts from Owen St. the very possible “town centre” of Tipton. Owen St. is run down high street that caters for the ***** ideally with 3 chip shops, and a […]
Canley, coventry
For those of you who don’t know, allow me to tell you: The University of Warwick is not in Warwick. It is just outside Canley. The beautiful green bubble of the University is pressed up against the delapidated brick suburb of Canley, which is wedged between Tile Hill (former drug dealing centre of Cventry) and […]
