Hilton, possibly the only known site of middle-class *****. A small village in the countryside, which is the pinacle of ****-related evolution. The weatherspoons style pub with small but effective **** flash-mobile carpark and a small tescos with chippy adjacent is the spawning ground for a few **** converts. The day is spent by sitting […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
The cesspools of Nuneaton
Now then. I have read all the reports on the **** culture breeding in and around the cess pools of Nuneaton, yet I feel certain things have been missed. Firstly, nestled deep in the heart of Stockingford (or ‘the ford’ as it is affectionately and originally known), is The Nuneaton Academy, formerly known as Alderman […]
Bridgnorth
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, the heart of the west midlands where the birds sing and the coal mines used to churn. Unfortuantly times have changed within the last two decade or so, ***** have ******** towns and unfortuanly they are spreading internationally now. But this is not the point ***** are slowly creeping into my everyday life, bridgnorth […]
Malvern nr. Worcester
Malvern is the West Midland’s equivilant of Scarborough, or Kirkby Moorside in Yorksherr, simply because by design it should be cobbled streets, horses and whole families dressed up in their finery off to church of a Sunday, but by default it is stuffed to bursting point with go-faster-striped rat-faced ***** toting a one-stop plastic bag […]
Barnet
There is some debate as to whether my home ‘taan’ is in ‘Norf Lundun’ or ‘Haarfordshaa’, but wherever it is, it seems be crawling with pondlife of varying shapes and sizes (in the case of the chavesses- the shape is either pencil thin and bony or lard heap on legs). Suburbs like mine seems to […]
Hitchin
Hitchin. A charming little market town nestled between chavtastic Stevenage and the rather interestingly named London Luton International. Now this is going to be a shock to regulars as Hitchin is slighly different to your usual chavnests, yes; it´s slightly better. All residents possess proof of superior breeding and like to engage in discussions about […]
Tamworth
The local **** **** of Tamworth has multiplied considerably in the past 5 years. When I started high school, there was little or no ***** who bowled the streets performing mating rituals/calls between one another. However, coming to the end of my last year of high school, the number of ***** has increased incredibly…they seriously […]
Nuneaton chavdom!
OK, during the week they are hidden. You can still tell who they are but they have been masked by their school uniform (unless of course they are taking part in their favourite pastime- bunking off). Be it Etone, Georgie, Higham Lane, Manor Park or any number of the other schools in and around Nuneaton, […]
Borehamwood, **** Central (The flag of Burberry)
Gather round masses and I shall tell you a tale of a town not far from London, a town called Borehamwood…? never heard of it? lucky you, the name itself is enough to make me feel ill. This town has to be the ULTIMATE “soul” home of “chavdom” its a small town in hartfordshire possibly […]
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bilston(centre of the chaviverse)
this little **** ******** paradise can be accessed on the #79 bus from wolverhampton.bilston is extremely **** friendly,amongst other things bilston town centre is 1 street long,along with an exclusive **** market where the elite ***** from tipton,darlaston,wednesbury,westbromwich can purchase or nick their favourite knock-off designer gear.Dotted along the main chavfare you can find such […]
Droitwich **** – A Day In The Life Of..
lovelynova has written about droitwich from the eyes of a young person who works there, so the perspective is not as broad as it should be. Not only am I older but I lived there most of my life and I also lived on the westlands.(don’t no more, ha!) ‘Nova says you’re no more than […]
Worcester
Worcester is a **** haven, you cannot turn around without there being a **** in your face asking for money or threatening to **** you. Although many look like they live on the streets they seem to have little parts of Worcester dedicated to them and their families. Tolladine, St Johns, Warndon, Ronkswood and Dines […]
