The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Newcastle Under Lyme likes to think itself as the less downmarket version of Stoke On Trent, but any resident would be able to tell you this is not the case. Apparently, all the UK’s gold supplies are controlled from this town. And indeed there is a pompous, flashy marble building called ‘The Gold Centre’. And […]
Read More… from Newcastle Under Lyme: thinks itself a less downmarket Stoke-On-Trent
I have a unique perspective on Chavness: – Firstly I come from Cannock, – My fiancée is living and working in Harlow this year, and – I am studying in Manchester (having lived in Longsight for 2 Years) The three areas have several areas of common ground: – Benefit Fraudsters – Teenagers getting ‘wasted’ on […]
Read More… from Cannock, Harlow and Longsight – a unique **** Perspective
Imagine a place where lacoste and Addidas three stripe rules all. Well this is it. Where to begin? Well someone in a previous article mentioned the ***** fave hangout in this place, The bus station. Come friday night at about 7Pm the place changes from a place where pensioners can wonder around all day “shopping” […]
I go to school in ”berko” and what an interesting place to go to school. Berko has several private schools and a few normal schools – the Collegiate, Egerton Rothsay, Ashlyns, Thomas Coram, Bogwater etc. Unfortunately for me, my parents chose to school me in Berko. ***** are swinging from the lamp posts in that […]
I unfortunately was born and bred in Pershore. The reason it is so very **** is that it neighbours king of all **** towns – Evesham. In fact, half of the ***** (or ‘Kevs’) in Evesham have driven from Pershore in their ‘kev-ed up’ dream machines. Usually these are H – G reg escorts, novas, […]
As a 14 year resident of waltham Cross I have noticed a dramatic change in that it is rapidly becoming the new **** capital of the UK. Sandwiched on the border of Middlesex, London, Hertfordshire and of course ESSEX! means that Da Cross as the local homies call it is getting the overspill from internationally […]
The ***** in Rednal are a hardy new breed and exemplify the next genetic step in the march towards Chavtopia. It’s like Nietzsche in reverse, “Behold! The Underman!” or something. Anyway, the ******* are everywhere. There are gaggles of them roaming the streets at night, congregating principaly outside the Spar on Edgewood Road. Some feckless […]
Yes,Stoke, a town like a cheap cocktail,where everything **** has been thrown into one place. We start our journey in the Shelton area,mostly populated by university students who are obviously tired of living in half decent accommodation and want to live in squalor for a couple of years. Included here is the Sixth Form College, […]
Well Stourport-on-severn – what can I say? It is a truly awful place, considered to be a nice little town by brummies who visit every weekend and bank holiday to litter the place with fish and chip wrappers and beer cans. There are no proper shops in Stourport-on-severn. However, it accommodates ***** nicely as it […]
Hot on the trainer-heels of Kingstanding is the delightful suburb of ERDINGTON, the u-bend in the toilet of North Birmingham. Allow me to take you on a journey through this green and putrid land. Park your stolen car anyway near Six-Ways-to-get-mugged Island. Try and park half on the kerb, to ensure maximum annoyance to anyone […]
Read More… from Erdington, the u-bend in the toilet of North Birmingham
Welcome fellow intrepid travellers to the glorious sububurbs of Nuneaton. My name is Woody and i have dedicated the past 20 years of my life investigating and monitoring the **** culture that inhabits this small backwards town. Well you have all read the reports already of the places that the ***** visit. Well i have […]
Leamington was probably one of the nicest towns in the west mids before the ***** invaded. Leam is somewhere in between Coventry and Birmingham( the **** sources). In the last few months leam has turned from a town full of life to a town full of **** life. The ***** have a few hang outs. […]
