Ah, wolverhampton, the haven of the wonderful football club, wolverhampton wanderers, or otherwise known as wolves. There is another name that comes to mind for this wonderdful piece of midland engineering, and that is its the biggest ******* joke football team and club in the entire country, and the fact that its just wolves. But […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Bromsgrove
Bromsgrove….a little town on the outskirts of birmingham, ******** with the “**** ****” that makes up over half of it’s population. Here the ***** are either of one extreme or the other. One extreme being they are seven year old wannabe *****, smoking and drinking, swearing at any unexpecting member of the public who is […]
Leamington spa
Leamington spa. What can i say………. Full of **** ****!!!! if they aren’t driving up and down the parade all day long in there vast array of boy racer cars, then their on foot, modelling their latest (stolen) or (benefit funded) collection of **** clothing. ***** in leamington never travel alone always in groups. the […]
Great Bridge
allo allo allo my name’s jay and I live in tipton, but an often feared and avoided part that is yet not as notorious as the tibby. GREAT BRIDGE. ***** are in their abundance in this little subtown of tipton. All sorts of shapes sizes and genders round here i can assure you. Now i […]
Coseley **** Central (wolverhampton)
Well this is defanately chavvie central. First you got coseley school which is renown to be a hard school, with its **** population with little grebo activity only a few which get battard for it. The ***** manily wear desinger gear and TN caps witch no one brings to school any more because of the […]
Sutton Coldfield – the **** tour
**** clientele:Attracts ‘rich *****’ from Sutton and also ***** from surrounding ****-**** areas like Falcon Lodge, Erdington and Kingstanding (or Kev-standing – its got a lot to answer for). **** Tour of Sutton: After stumbling off their buses in the town centre, they obviously cant make it any further than the nearest “maccy-ds” which handily […]
Droitwich
Ahhh Droitwich or dwich or **** hole to the locals, its a crappy town just north of Worcester. The ***** here have made it a mini Kiddiminster causeing no end to annoyance and suffering to ppl they can take on. The ***** or Townies as the local term here live in one of the loverly […]
Halesowen
Halesowen in the south of the West Midlands conurbation, about 10 miles west of Birmingham, is a **** town. The town centre was once a **** hang out but the police have made it an alcohol free area so there isn’t much fun there anymore. The ********* pub in Halesowen town centre is the William […]
Blowxich
Bloxwich, well, first off before i begin to give a good comment about my town, let me say that I’m quite frankly surprised about the fact that this town has not been added in, which, too me is actually a bit of a surprise. Right, enough of the bullshit, lets begin. Bloxwich, the haven that […]
Darlaston
Chavtown, ghost-town. Darlaston is both of these. Derelict factories and houses all over the place, surrounded by grimy council estates. Nearly all of the teenagers in Darlaston are *****, riding round wasteland on BMX bikes and ******* round on street corners annoying local people. Darlaston town centre, if it can be called that, is a […]
Dudley
Seen by many as the capital of the ‘Black Country’ (for those of you who don’t know, that’s the name given to the part of central England which was black with industry from 1750 until about 1980 because of the smoke from factories), Dudley is also seen by many as the **** Capital of the […]
Sedgley
Sedgley is a **** town in central England about 4 miles north of Dudley and about 5 miles south of Wolverhampton. It used to be a village in the south staffordshire countryside but now its a chavtown in the grimy west midlands conurbation. Nearly all of Sedgley’s top ****/******** hang outs are around the town’s […]
