Unfortuantely, I have the deep “joy” that is living in the town of Hemel Hempstead, commonly known as ’emel by dylexic *****. Hemel has a huge **** problem as they swarm about in huge groups, destroying bus shelters and phone boxes as they go. The problem starts in the Junior schools. I happen to live […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Hemel Hempstead……My Story
Oh Dear, i, (perhaps alone) have the ignomy of spending most of my memorable life in two gutter-**** towns such as Hemel Hempstead and Dunstable. Surprisingly, the latter has escaped some long overdue rubbishing, being as it is, smack bang in the middle of the Herts, Beds and Bucks hotbed of **** talent. I have […]
Malvern
Malvern, despite once being described by a friend of mine as “a dark, Satanic Trumpton”, is actually a nice place, if you avoid one or two **** hot spots. When I moved here 20 years ago Malvern was a middle class haven dominated by the blue rinse brigade and day trippers in hiking boots, and […]
Tipton-A Beautiful Town
Where do I start? Well, Tipton is arguably the most ********* town in Sandwell, and probably Dudley for that matter, with 98% of kids being *****, or indeed *********. Let me take you on a tour around Tipton, just to get a feel for what a nice town it is??? Well, we start at the […]
Stafford
Between The ‘North End and Town Centre […]
Borehamwood, a grey, menacing world of 60’s tower blocks & sink estates
I, like quite a few people am fortunate enough not to have to live in Borehamwood. However, I do have to work there, and just a few hundred yards away from the relatively pleasant business quarter near the station, the nightmare of urban chavdom begins. Borehamwood’s main street, Shenley Road is an ugly, run down […]
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letchworth
Well, what can I say about the wannabe hardnuts of **** of letchworth garden city…..Well walking past the numb skulls if you just look (as if you want to) they would opened their spooned bad mouth and roar,”so what the **** are you looking at” or ”dont look at what you cant afford”…I mean you […]
Leamington Spa
well….where to start after living in this cess-pit for 19 years and attending one of its One of its many ******** schools and still at its equally ******** college. I can say that leamington is indeed a total **** town, surrounded by Coventry, Rugby and Birmingham but also more locally many council estates, some places […]
Streetly
At every corner, The **** servants of capitalistic Idols roam the streets in packs…. […]
Stoke on Trent
Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking Stoke is a city, it’s just 6 towns with an attitude. An attitude that has spread like a rash on the stoke *****. […]
Longton (Stoke on Trent)
The ***** have an exciting night at the two platorm, one train an hour town centre station! This a place so horrible that blind people are pushed in the road as a source of amusement (true story). The first time my partner visited this forsaken place she was treated two aging alchy Trisha fodder screaming […]
Mere Green – The ***** of Suburbia
Mere Green has been mentioned as the place where under age Sutton Coldfield ***** (or as they are known in the West Midlands, Kevs and Shazzas) go to be get drunk, be sick and snog each other. I can, however, reveal that we have our very own thriving full time Kev community. They spend their […]
