**** Invasion! I visit lichfield sometimes – i live in sutton coldfield. It is usually pretty civil in the town – nice park, that skaters and ‘normal’ people visit. But apparently its being **** invaded. All it takes is a few of the gormless idiots to go there and they are like sheep… They all […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Oswestry
its difficult to know where to start with oswestry as a **** town but the population of ***** is growing almost every week,as more and more street racers roar there oversized dustbin exhausts trying to make as much disturbance as they can. But the main gathering point which i think makes oswestry unique to **** […]
erdington (erdington hall)
Erdington Hgh Street must be a contender for ‘ground **** zero’ but most of the ***** there do not realise that they are *****.This is because they are illiterate POVERTY TRAMPS and however cool and hard they foolishly think they are with their grubby **** stained ******* tracky bottoms that started out white and piss-pot […]
Cannock, Staffordshire
It has to be said that Cannock is a “nasty” **** town. Everywhere you walk there is either a **** in front or a **** following you flashing the Elizabeth Duke cheap gold and that infamous poxy walk cruising the “I’m hard and don’t f*** with me” attitude. When i go upto Cannock to shop, […]
Sutton Coldfield
Sutton coldfield ***** usually roam around the streets untill around 2/3 in the morning, after buying their stash of spliffs, cocaine, and other unexciting things. The little ***** usually get their mate of a mates mate to buy them their ****, or you find them half your size walking upto you randomly on the streets […]
Bedworth, oh deary me…
How can I begin to describe Bedworth? , Oh deary me… Well for a start I live not too far away from the much coverted ‘Jock Estate’ so I tend to have constant first hand experiences of the local population of dimwitted natives. For example, the other day I was outside washing my car when a gaggle […]
Coseley: home of the *****
***** hang outside spar, outside sanga’s waiting for people to go past so they can ask them to get beer for them, down the canal and under the tunnel. Best place for smokers at the Coseley school: smokers corner or through the gap at dinner times. **** eating places: maccie d’s, subway, jj’s fish and […]
Bromford Bridge (da bromford), birmingham
ahhh, this area is lovely, surrounded by areas such as erdington, firs estate, ward end. castle vale and hodge hill. The estate has an area of about 1 square mile and has 4 20 storey tower blocks, about 6 12 storey tower blocks (this is after about 7 flats were demolished at the chillinghome tower […]
Stourbridge
A blingin town in the West Mids Massiv, containin hotspots such as the Pictraaaass, Stourbridge Bus Station and The Chicago Rock Cafe (over 21’s only im afraid me chavvies) […]
Brierley Hill
Brierley Hill is famous all over the UK because it is home to the Merry Hill Shopping Centre which was built 20 years ago. Brierley Hill and Merry Hill are some of the ********* places in the UK. ***** and ********* are ******* round Merry Hill at all hours, shopping and eating out. There’s even […]
Shrewsbury
When you first walk around Shrewsbury you wouldn’t think it was a **** town, and compared to some other places I’ve been it’s not that bad, but make no mistake, they’re here and they’re probably standing at the Argos jewelry counter right now eyeing up some gold signet ring. **** hot spots in Shrewsbury: Outside […]
Hemel Hempstead, a students perspective
Unfortuantely, I have the deep “joy” that is living in the town of Hemel Hempstead, commonly known as ’emel by dylexic *****. Hemel has a huge **** problem as they swarm about in huge groups, destroying bus shelters and phone boxes as they go. The problem starts in the Junior schools. I happen to live […]
