My friends and i have a great hatred towards *****, especially the ones in our local area, Mere Green (info about the area in another post). Over the years the tracksuit wearing **** has robbed our ****, our mobile phones, our money and on one occasion a pair of shoes. They are like a plague […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Solihull
I wonder how long it will take these ****’s to realise that EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!! There have been countless newspaper articles and even a television programme about how pathetic ***** are but still they insist on dressing and behaving like this! Do these ***** wake up in the morning and think “hmm i wonder how […]
Solihull
Shaz day plan -get bus, sit at the back and annoy every1 by smoking and talking really loud at the back of the bus -get off bus in solihull and hang around by kings fish bar for a bit -get some replacement large hoop earrings (lost one at the ice rink that i go to […]
Whitnash, Warwick
I feel compelled to nominate Whitnash as an absolute hole. Growing up there I battled them in vain for years before finally escaping into ‘town’ (Leamington Spa…it used to be okay, honest) having realised there were just too many of them and that even as i reached my mid-teens my **** peers were already gearing […]
Solihull
It all started with the completion of touchwood shopping centre 3 years ago, before that anyone in solihull would not know what a **** is. But suddenly these wierd freaks who dress in ****** sports clothes started to take over “touchy” at first we laughed but then more and more people seemed to be following […]
Perton
Where else in the world would your **** like to live than a place built around a purpose built race track – namely The Parkway – probably about 1.5 miles of road complete with speed humps, roundabouts, more side roads (getaway routes) than a place with lots of side roads, and a Sainsburys car park. […]
Bromsgrove
I come from the ****** little town they call bromsgrove. The town is full of either old people or *****(Harry Bestwick AKA H-Dog). There is no escaping the smelll of cidar and draw, the streets are slippy with mucus, and every setence is finished with either “safe” or “innit”. You can’t light a *** without […]
Rugby aka Drugby
As soon as you enter Rugby you notice on the Railway bridge has been daubed the sign ‘welcome to Drugby’ and it then sinks in… that cold feeling down the back of your spine that sends chills into your soul, the very essence of life is slowly being sucked out of you as you look […]
Stevenage
Stevenage, the definitive **** breeding ground. The town centre is awash with cheap sportswear, fake brand names ‘gold plated’ jewelry (which to a **** obviously means it’s worth more, innit), cheap beer/cider, cigarettes, 14 year old **** mothers dragging their equally gormless and squalid offspring aimlessly around Tesco’s attempting to steal Value nappies, ‘crews’ of […]
Tring (Hertfordshire)
Tring, a lovely little town in the 3 county boarders of BEDS, HEARTS and BUCKS, well it was untill the creation on kappa track pants that had poppers on the legs. from the moment that was created and JJB got their stock in it was all down hill. the old market town is a nest […]
‘The Ditch’ – AKA Redditch
Redditch is literally a ditch in the centre of England, furthest point from the sea (or so i’m told) and a congregational spot for the sad species known as ‘*****’. These small unwitting creatures like to hang around the town centre in large groups (these ***** are pack hunters, most only grow to about 4ft […]
Penkridge
This place is a killer. Go there early evening of a weekend and you can see about 30 ***** sitting on benches and at a bus shelter. This is the highlight of their lives, thats all they do. Remember those two lads called Kris Kross? Well it’s like seeing replicas of them, they have baggy […]
