A reasonably nice place that I have lived in all my life, ruined by one thing; *****, or as they’re known around the area, Kevs (Male) and Shazzes (Female, just about). Kevs are bad enough, covered from head to toe in burbery or in bright white tracksuits; often found walking around in a fashion they […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Stourbridge
I really cannot stand Stourbridge. It’s a dirty, dump of a place, with subways that have been urinated in so many times, and you get the daily beggar, come drunk, wanting money, and that’s just from walking down from the bus station. But inside the high street you can get a selection of fine shops, […]
Stevenage
I wont give you a huge tour of all of stevenage but i will give you a warning about a part of it where i used to live. CHELLS steer clear! the Glebe in particular is and has been for some time a wasteland. The glebe is just a small group of shops near a […]
Aldridge
I live in Sutton Coldfield ,needless to say I think that ***** are worthless **** , so imagine how it must feel to have a rogue **** living in your house. One of my step-son’s ,who incidently has the IQ of a neanderthal ( apologies to all neanderthals living or dead ), is the first […]
Woodgate Valley, Birmingham
‘woodgate valley’ when you hear those words ‘wood’,’gate’ and ‘valley’ together you may think of open country side, fluffy animals and clear streams. If you did, – you would be wrong. NO, in fact Woodgate Valley is the total opposite. Based in south west Birmingham, this slumish council estate is the home to every offender, […]
Ah Stevenage again
Town centre on a saturday morning…surrounded by tacky, illiterate, in-bred, hand-in-boxers low- IQ, morons. think they are hard, always tryin to start a fight, despite the fact that they approximately 5 feet tall and weigh about as much as a small goat. What damage do they really expect to be able to do in such […]
Telford
I have lived in a village near Telford for 21 years and to my horror when I was driving through the village last week i noticed a group of ***** had arrived and were ******* around doing **** all dressed in their usual attire that I am familiar with from the hole that is telford […]
Tamworth
Well what can i say….tamwufff!! as chavsters would say, i used to be a **** but had the common sense to be normal! what is the deal with hair glued to the hed and white lightenin in one hand?! the poor prix 😛 all the girls are ***** that have been pregnant atleast once before […]
Walsall
AAhh, Walsall, the brilliant **** hole of the county, where to start. Before you step foot in this town, it is a good idea to come in via car, or better yet, just walk into town, with a friend prefarbly, because when you drive in, and leave your car for a while, the likeihood is […]
Sutton Coldfield
The ****-Invaded Sutton Park I start this article in dream land. A nice peaceful, pleasent park where people can walk their dogs with no fear, and go for a walk on a sunny sunday evening with their partner. Errr I think NOT!! Its been taken over my the **** of the earth. *****!!! They go […]
Cannock
Cannock, reknowned as the **** capital of the UK, but unfortunately this isn’t far from the truth. This place has great **** spots where you can see them beating the **** out of the locals, the council workers, and not forgetting each other too. The reason why I say you can see them beating the […]
Coventry – has it come to this?
Coventry- home of the jet engine, FA Cup winners, legend of Lady Godiva, creator of the 2-Tone label, home of transport… and now the land of the ****. The sky is grey, the air is cold, the Nike swooshes and Burberry caps are crowding closer and closer, the wheels of your car have gone. Surely […]
