Leek: Lock your windows and don’t make eye contact

Is Leek a nice place to live or is Leek rough?

The signs say as you enter, “Queen of the Moorlands”.  Those in the know say as they enter “Lock you windows and don’t make eye contact, you know i love you very much don’t you”. Leek is in the unfortunate situation of not only being a typical **** breeding ground, but a total **** hole […]

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Madley Park

The ***** of witney which is oxfordshire hang around madley park and the places them seem to hang is parks, playgrounds and on benches the ********* seem to stand on our street corners. our ***** down here are into burberry and nike. they like to leave one sock tucked in and one out weather they […]

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Stafford

Highfields – Stafford South Central! Located ten minutes from the centre of Stafford is Highfields, land of the damned where only the brave dare tread. Deep in the heart of this dole-dossers paradise is the legendary Spar Shop where ***** and their ******** groupies lean against the windows intimidating elderly shoppers. Uniform in these parts […]

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stoke on trent

What is it with them??? I dont think, unless you are a ****, that we will ever understand them. Why would anyone willingly degrade themselves? Why would anyone willingly wear tracksuit bottoms with socks over the bottoms with heels and lots of tacky jewellery???WHY!!! Why would they want to torment nice people? Why do they […]

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Walsall, It surely is a sight to behold

Is Walsall a nice place to live or is Walsall rough?

I have just stumbled upon this website and found that theres not enough mention of the wonderful Walsall. I live in Aldridge a little village next to Walsall which hardly anyone has heard of and consequently I have to admit grudgingly that I’m from Walsall. This place is surely the capitol of *****. It surely […]

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Rugby

Large *********** of a local breeding colony of *****. Unfortunately due to the high level of fast food outlets and low grade designer outlet shops – conditions are ideal. Best places to observe the **** is The Clock Towers and Market Place, if you want to study the monosyblic mating rituals of young male *****. […]

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Cheshunt: take a journey to classless cultural Mecca

Is Cheshunt a nice place to live or is Cheshunt rough?

The ner’do’wells of the World celebrate by making the journey to their cultural Mecca that is Cheshunt. If Ch@vs have any ambition at all it is to move to this satellite dish, right to buy, black cab drivers paradise. Fat dads jumping out of their cabs to take Mitchell,Jordan, and Taylor(they all have Surnames as […]

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