West Midlands - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Stafford

The fabled market town of Stafford, county town of Staffordshire, has it’s fair share of followers faithful to the **** cause. A typical walk into town from the Silkmore area of Stafford (about 2 km from the town centre) is a feast for the eyes of any budding ****-spotter. The railings and lamp-posts encountered on […]

Tipton, a hive of villainy

Is Tipton a nice place to live or is Tipton rough?

Tipton is in the Black Country, part of the West Midlands. It used to be one of the most industrial and smoky towns in England but most of the factories have now been closed and knocked down. It’s made the air in Tipton less dirty but unemployment has gone up in the last 20 years. […]

Tamworth

I felt that a heart-warming account of the place I grew up in was necessary 🙂 Tamworth can best be described as the ‘Stealth-****’ capital of the UK. At a glance it is a picture of middle-England respectability with its beautiful castle, church and statue of Sir Robert Peel – (rather ironically) the father of […]

Walsall encounter

Well I live in walsall, unfortunately it has been taken over by the dreaded **** horror. I am sixteen and lived here all my life but now the town reminds me of a scene from Dawn of the Dead. Everywhere you look there are trouser filled socks and the dreaded burbury design. Usually in packs […]

Nuneaton and the Manor Park ‘Massive’

Despite ‘Spanner Park’s’ reputation it is incredibly hard to spot a townie within the confines of the school. Maybe I am not looking hard enough, or maybe it’s the fact some have even managed to become prefects, hiding behind their red detention books and ties, but I simply cannot find one in Year 10. A […]

Nuneaton or to give it its proper title

Treacle Town: so called as all the roads are sticky with tarmac permanently due to the local council’s fetish for road works (well it does keep 5 more ***** off the dole and out of trouble I guess) and because the local’s are as thick as the aforementioned substance. The fact that it was the […]

Cannock

Ok, so where do I begin this magical little tale of lovely cannock chase. ok…i can’t so i wont. Cannock…cannock…cannock Here goes, years ago when we were at school they were called scutters, and some big man in the sky came up with “the ****” —excellent. There are two kinds of ****, the ones that […]

Lillington (Leamington Spa)

Lillington’s council eatate has always been a notoriously tough neighbourhood but, in recent years, there has been a **** revolution that has catapulted Lillington to the forefront of trash culture in Leamington Spa. There are several factors that have contributed to this phenomenon. 1. A disproportionate number of **** chasing, tattoed, single mothers who have […]

Sedgley

**** utopia! every corner has around 30-40 ***** faggin it and tryin to look like gangsters when they actually look like members of a group *** colony masturbating in public (cos’ their hands spend more time by their crotches or in some extremely sad cases actually DOWN their pants). It’s not fake burberry by us […]

Erdington

I’ve had the misfortune to live in Erdington for many many years and can not believe how the place has gone down hill. The ***** on Erdington High Street are, quite possibly, the most ********** I have ever encountered. Many resemble a Tolkien Orc in a Reebok tracksuit. God help you if you have to […]

West heath

West heath home of everything that is wrong with the world. With its world record teenage pregnancy rates and vomit ridden streets West heath really is the place to go….to die! With they’re mullet hair cuts and worn Birmingham City football shirts (from three seasons ago) they parade around west heath looking for toothless 13 […]

Birmingham – The rise of the BNP in the **** areas

Mentioned in a comment on a couple of articles in Birmingham areas, there is an element of far right-wing parties such as the BNP, NF and UKIP gaining a high number of votes in elections. Here is a break-down of **** areas and the number of votes gained in the 2004 local election and 2005 […]