**** central! just down the road from the well known **** land uttoxetor, abbots bromley is a small village with a growin **** population there is a gang of ***** aound 15-16 years old, who all wear the same thing on the same day (its a gang thing apparantly) they like to date girls who […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Walsall – why on earth did I move here???
I moved here two years ago (yes, I actually purchased a property in Walsall!). I’ll be honest, it was purely because it was cheaper than Birmingham and I’d momentarily lost control of my senses. Can’t wait to move out. My house is wonderful though. I only wish I could say the same for my one […]
Watford – Scraping the proverbial barrel of Herts
Welcome to Watford – never were three words ever arranged with such promissory hypocrisy than the infamous sign denoting one’s fateful arrival on the boundary of Watford. It should read something like Wotfud – fug off! Just as you might read The Hobbit as a prequel to Lord of the Rings, cast your attention to […]
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Oswestry
In little oswestry where I used to live (thank god I don’t live there now), you cannot walk through the town without passing a ner-do-well. i notice also with my ex-town that there is an excess of ***** yet hardly any ch4vettes i mean there about (and fat) but you never see them as they […]
Stafford
So what part of Stafford has the most *****? Well there are a few competing areas, most people would in Stafford would automatically single out Highfields and **** capital but my personal vote goes to Moorefields. I have noticed that of the **** areas of Stafford it is the closest to Argos…. Oh come on […]
Birmingham
Despite birmingham adding the bullring and trying to big birmingham as possible there are still many (too many!) **** hot spots .. Billesley and Basallheath are the wost in my opinion. You walk down the main road past all the pound shops etc and your bound to see a kev. In birmingham their constantly saying […]
Atherstone
God-foresaken hole just off junction 10 of the M42. Warwickshire was Shakespeare’s county – come and see why he left!!! Hang-outs include…just about anywhere really. (i’ll bet good money that this town has the highest concentration of **** per square inch anywhere) Lister Road shops or the bus station are particular favourites, ideal for getting […]
rubery
just think…. think of a town in the 60’s,70’s,80’s and most of the 90’s that was compleatley **** free and music was good and everyone loved it! Now imagine a town full of *****. A **** to the left….and one to the right! Every shop filled wiv em! Every corner! You can’t go into any […]
Donnington in telford
Welcome to the **** hole that is Donnington in Telford. Please enjoy your stay in this place where Nike shocks breed and Burberry is painted onto people aposed to wearing it Donnington has other things to offer as well, such as the occasional threat, or if your lucky the occasional glassing from small ‘wreck-heads’ drinkin’ […]
Beaumont Leys
Beaumont Leys, built and designed for only one reason – to house the criminal population of Leicester. I have seen a fair few council estates in my time, but Beaumont Leys takes the award for the worst, and most lawless. One could describe it as a low security prison. I lived there for two years […]
Ross-On-Wye
Ross-On-Wye the heart of the midlands built as a resting spot for weary travellers between london and some place in wales, YEAH RIGHT. Since a few years ago, it used to be ok not much to do pretty boring, groups of townies going down the river to get smashed on cheap cider (like in most […]
Stevenage
Being a youth of Stevenage and being one of the few non-cahv/chavetes i find it really annoying, my class is full of people who use starnge words that make no sense calling things “safe” when they are cleary just sitting waiting to be “skanked” by some ****. strings of unitilectual words such s “oh my […]
