Like most of the **** towns here, the favourite **** hangout is outside the McDonalds, on the High Street/King Street juction. This is handy for the **** shopping Mecca opposite – the Harlequin centre, where the ********* swarm on a Saturday afternoon. Don’t know about other towns’ *****, but the Watford variety are all skinny […]
Category: Herefordshire
The worst places to live in Herefordshire
Hemel Hempstead
I’m amazed that this town isn’t already on the site! The place most popular for ***** is the McDonalds drive-thru on the Leisure World site, in fact this place is full of chavsters. Leisure World has 2 bars (Hotshots and Jumping Jaks) and two clubs (both full of ***** in Hackett shirts). It is affectionally […]
Borehamwood – **** Media Central
A place where even the fuckwits in the Big Brother house look classy.I used to work at the Film Studios here, and fortunately they had gates and security guards to keep the little feckers out. However, whenever a show needed a “rent a mob” audience, the gates were thrown open and the local ***** swarmed […]
Hereford or Rfurd
Hereford is best known for being a pretty, sleepy rural town steeped in history. Unbeknownst to the average tourist buying local postcards and jam, is the notion that they are stumbling upon one of the best kept secrets in ***** breeding ground history. High Town being the favourite, where various Pram Faces push around their […]
Stevenage
Stevenage – it featured in the film “Boston Kickout” – and didn’t come out of it very well. The Town Centre is full of *****. Beer bellied Dads(and Mums) all a-jangle with Elizabeth Duke, screaming at Bailey, Paris and Keisha while waving their Lambert and Butlers. Scaring the **** out of the local wrinkly population […]
Watford
When I registered here and found that Watford had not already been added to this list, I was shocked. It is, from my experience, the very epicentre of all that is ****. The town centre comes complete with at least one of every sports shop, it even boasts two JD Sports and 2 Allsports, both […]
Hemel Hempstead
The lesser spotted ***** of Hemel are a special breed. They are tipified by their scraped back hair into some form of neon coloured scrunchie, black bras worn under white vests bought from Wilkinsons, with addidas trousers (yes these ***** are not only ill dressed, but are also behind the times as far as **** […]
Hertford
To be cool in Hertford means you have to be hard. You can test out you’re hardness at the weekend, outside the local kebab shop once the pubs & clubs have shut. Young ***** do battle in the street, with little regard for their own personal safety! The ultimate chicken champ worrier will command a […]
Stevenage
Further to a previous mention of the fair town of Stevenage (Britain’s first New Town… the cracks are starting to show) I’d like to add the following comment: Last year a national radio station described Stevenage as “devoid of culture”. Furious journalists at the towns bizarrely right-wing local rag “The Comet” immediately issued a rebuke, […]
Stevenage
One of the worst things I have ever witnessed in Stevenage is a baby left outside the local off-licence with a Rottweiler tied to the pram! To my surprise many of the inhabitants have the same knowledge on geography as Jadd Goody from BB3. Practically every woman has a dolphin or a rose tattoo. Most […]
Welwyn Garden City
This town really is the breeding town of “yung *****”. Thrown out of the house until mum’s boyfriend is back from the pub and asleep on the Argos sofa, teenage chavsters are really at a loss for something to do. Even though they’re gobby enough to talk their way into out of town pubs who […]
Stevenage
Original Submission by Lawrence It’s not just for the 1000’s of teenage mothers that Stevenage is famous for. There are all the usual **** kids and parents in tracksuits and burberry, nice steel green necklases around the town, but, they aren’t even up to date with it. What the ****’s in Essex will be wearing […]
