Worksop, it’s a real charmer of a **** Town. The youth of this town of this place almost make one contemplate suicide as a means of avoiding contact with this East Midlands variety of low-life. Car theft, shop-lifting, endemic violence, fear of working for a living are the attributes of this god forsaken place. How […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Spondon
Spondon has long been the fortress of Derby to the **** mongrols, but is slowly being taken over by the **** scurge. Spondon is an odd place, as half of the suburb is a stinking **** hole of a council estate – with such delights as plastic garden ornaments on roofs (perferably from argos) and […]
Boston, Lincs, every bad thing done to excess
well, I found myself unfortunate to live in Boston for eight, nearly nine years. I’ve lived in a lot of places; some good some bad. In Scotland, Wales and England I’ve lived and worked in some towns, some mentioned on this site so I can say honestly that Boston is without doubt ‘as rough as […]
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Heanor the land where chavy teens rule.
Well Heanor where do I start it is an old market town which use to have a thriving community. It once had a market that filled the whole town centre up but now theres just a few frames of stalls, a butchers van and a jacket potato stand, this is the perfect hang out for […]
Oh, Cobblers! (Northampton)
Aaah, Northampton Town – the United Kingdom’s third largest town, home to the ever delightful Cobblers football club and beautiful architecture dating back to the 17th Century. Problem is, it is also home to a growing number of *****, who are spreading like a viral plague not too dissimilar from a mass zombie outbreak. Unfortunately, […]
Grantham, Lincolnshire
Welcome to Grantham, the very birth place of Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher. Grantham is home to two main groups of these barely literate, grammarphobic, vowel allergic slum dwelling piles of useless, worthless and pointless ****. Such fine, bona fide specimens of ***** that can be found in Grantham town stand as testiment to how badly […]
Leicester – Beaumont Leys
Beaumont Leys. Great place to shop if you hate going into the city to Highcross. Got Tesco, Argos, Wilkinson, Superdrug, New Look, Costa Coffee, Blockbuster to name a few. What I’d like to know is why did they decided to situate this place in such a ********? You go up fairly early, 9.30 am. ***** […]
Burton Latimer – The hole of Kettering
Everyone knows what a **** is, supposedly? The big gangs of kids and teenagers, who hang around together outside McDonald’s and ironically the police station, to look cool and make out they don’t care what others think. This point would be proven if they didn’t go around smacking every other person who looked at them […]
Warsop
Warsop is a place where people have only just learnt to stand up straight, we refer to these as Warsopians. Ex pit workers, single parent families or just dossers, you know where to find them. The pubs make a roaring trade in the daytime, and they would not dare shut down the post office for […]
Boston, what a dump
When I look back at the achievements in my life, getting out of the despicable **** hole that is Boston will always rank as the highest. On my last visit after arriving, I decided to go for a bike ride, and after half an hour had received 3 death threats and been told to “come […]
leiceter town center
Leicester town center is a dump, you go into town ( which is were i will be going today) you will see an array of different chavz. you’ve got your ; baby **** – young girl (13yrs) walking round following the older girls trying to look ‘cool’. wearing 10tone of make up and almost as […]
Northampton: come one, come all and suck us dry
Northampton is a shining example of rapid post war expansion gone wrong. I’m certain the planners of the day were doing their best but it seems like the ‘ton was a Friday afternoon rush job. after spraying the town centre with concrete they then saw fit to build a shanty town encircling the main arena. […]
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