Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I’ve had to live here for 9 years

Is Kettering a nice place to live or is Kettering rough?

Well, where should I start? Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I have had the misfortune of living here for the past 9 years, luckily not in Kettering town itself. It’s riddled with crackheads, *****, grebs, ******, snakes and loads of 13 year olds thinking they’re bad because they stole their mums benefit money. So where […]

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Selston where everyone feels like family, because they are!

Is Selston a nice place to live or is Selston rough?

Selston: a wonderful place to live if you like to make up and spread gossip, so long as the gossip wasn`t about you or your family. But, family is exactly what the people of Selston are. It is an ex mining village just off junc.26 of the m1. The most noteworthy thing about it being […]

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Horncastle, living here for 7yrs i’ve discovered “quaint” means “dull”

Is Horncastle a nice place to live or is Horncastle rough?

Horncastle is a quaint, traditional, little market town set within the Lincolnshire Wolds, an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty. Sounds lovely, doesn’t it? Unfortunately after living here for seven years, you soon discover that the Wolds are just a bunch of hills, “quaint” means “dull” and “traditional” means “Doesn’t like black people”. The average age […]

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Underwood… we have a school a church one shop and two pubs

Underwood…well what can I say..its a village situated just off junction 27 of the M1 you can’t miss us really. We have a school a church one shop and two pubs . Thats all we need ..oh and lots of fields and animals. It’s pretty boring really not much happens in underwood but everyone knows […]

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Matlock: arcades, cafes, chippys, and bikers coming out of our ears

Is Matlock a nice place to live or is Matlock rough?

Where to begin. Matlock may well be in the doomsday book and it seems that word, doom, features in many of the people’s lives here. With a vast selection of 13+ charity shops that would charge the same amount for the rags they sell as Armani would for a full suit, many residents seem satisfied […]

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Kirkby-in-Ashfield: Another Slowly Dying Ex-Mining Town With Nothing There.

Is Kirkby-in-Ashfield a nice place to live or is Kirkby-in-Ashfield rough?

When I was little and growing up here, I used to hate Kirkby with a passion. Nowadays, there’s not even enough left to hate. It’s a dirty, dingy skeleton. If some people didn’t have to live here, nobody would come anywhere near the place. If you like charity shops and hairdressers you’ll be amply served […]

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Pinxton is one of those places where time seems to have stood still

Is Pinxton a nice place to live or is Pinxton rough?

Pinxton is one of those places where time seems to have stood still; the place reminds you of the 1970’s. It’s still got an old-school Laundromat and I swear to god that Woodfield Road was used in the council flat scene for the film ‘’Rita, Sue & Bob Too’’ Pinxton boasts the finest aquatics & […]

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Nottingham? It should be called Shottingham.

Is Nottingham a nice place to live or is Nottingham rough?

I lived in Nottingham all my life before recently moving to London. I can safely say that Areas in Nottingham are literally a no go – on the same level as Afghanistan. Bilborough, Broxtowe, Basford and St Anns are just massive council estates filled with hooded ***** who openly carry weapons and drugs on them. […]

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Grimsby Economically dire

Is Grimsby a nice place to live or is Grimsby rough?

I feel that my grandfathers, grandmothers, brothers and sisters home town of Grimsby is a bog basic, mundane, depressing, and menial level place to live long term. Since 1990 a dire economic situation engulfed the town and will last I guess to around the year 2050, transforming it into a constant economically decomposing place to […]

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Worksop – The fattest town in England

Is Worksop a nice place to live or is Worksop rough?

Winning the Sun newspaper’s prestigious award for “Fattest town in Britain” isn’t all Worksop is famous for. Think men in tights, ***** in kappa and women of all shapes and sizes in leggings and you’re just about there. However, these days Robin and his Merry men don’t rob from the rich to give to the […]

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How much longer before Sunny Stamford becomes ‘Shady Stamford’?

Is Stamford a nice place to live or is Stamford rough?

Welcome to ‘sunny’ Stamford, a quiet market town recently named as the best place to live in the UK by the Sunday Times. A picturesque existence steeped in history awaits the weary traveler, as does the town’s fine selection of traditional pubs and enticing restaurants. It seems that nowhere in the country could a more […]

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