A town famous for its Pork Pies, Stilton cheese and **********. The common **** is usually found here in great abundance. As a rule the younger ***** seem to congregate around the skateboard ramp in the park or on the benches outside WHsmith in the market place, usually passing around a can of wifebeater(stella) that […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Swadlincote
Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the ***** couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh ***** with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale. […]
Swadlincote
Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the ***** couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh ***** with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale. […]
The tragically run down town of Alfreton
A simple hop, step and a jump into the county of Derbyshire and you will stumble across the tragically run down, tiny town (or ‘taaaarn ‘as the yocals know it) of Alfreton. Its not a coincidence that everyone looks the same, apparently Alfred, the first man who dared to step foot into the darkest depths […]
Eastwood
As a youngster, I remember the ex-mining town of Eastwood with fond memories. The birthplce of DH Lawrence and the local market as far as the eye could see with quality products….at affordable prices. Around 8 years ago this picture started to become a distant dream. The market changed and Iceland and Farmfoods, had a […]
Coalville, the delightful Jimmy Dean’s
ive posted this town before and mentioned something of this nightclub too. about a year ago i was involved in an incident where a group of local scratters decided they would kick the **** out of me n my bro. charges were pressed and in the last year we have heard them bragging about this […]
Corby
What can you say? The town that made **** a way of life. Ginger fright-wigs, Kappa tracksuits and Celtic tops are everywhere, and that is just at the weddings and funerals. The only town that can bost that it has price-wars between Aldi and Lidl, and Elizabeth Duke offer interest-free finance. On the positive side, […]
ChavMecca – Butlins and Skegness
If Billy Butlin had a crystal ball back in 1936 when the Butlins camp at skegness opened i’m sure the man would have found alternative uses for his money – developing the condom or the low cost airline way ahead of its time perhaps??? i had the misfortune to work there myself a few summers […]
Loughborough
You name it, Loughborough probably has it. *****, don´t ya just hate them. And they have ******** our town like a filthy plague that nobody can do anything about. These disgraceful ******* have ruined everything that was once good about the place. Old people can no longer stride with confidence through their retirement area, as […]
Kettering (Ghettoring)
Well, kettering is a stinky little stinkhole in northants, and over the past year the **** population has risen dramatically. The majority of said **** are below the age of 16, yet prowl the streets lokking for fights, or cider, or people to buy them cigarettes or whatever. Their local “haunts” include ******* out outside […]
Leicester
Leicester is ******** with these deformed mutant *****! they hang around the clock tower in the City centre and you see um strutting around our indoor shoping centres as if they are on a mission or they are some how important? they walk like John Travolta in Grease with the *****! whats that all about? […]
Wellingborough
A classic example of the ***** having woven themselves into the very fabric of a town and taking control from within. The local authorities relinquished power of Wellingborough in the mid nineties to the **** hoardes and have not returned since. What now remains is a veritable chavtopia, With a smelly shopping centre featuring all […]
