Me again but with good cause. I admit that I have not lived in Sutton since I was 6 (there is a God!) but I have family living in the surrounding area and I’ve always enjoyed my nights out there. None more so than last Friday when a group of us decided to venture out […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Coalville
Once a mining town as it’s name suggests! After the pits all closed Coalville became a ghost town with many boarded up shops this started to change in the early 90’s when the Belvoir shopping centre started to attract some big shops (Dixons, Currys, Boots etc) and the town looked like it would come out […]
Northampton
Apparently there are only about 70 licensed *** shops in the UK. Well, at least three of them are along the Wellingborough (or “Welly”) Road in Northampton, which may explain why the ***** breed so fast there. There aren’t any interesting jobs in Northampton; most people work for Barclaycard or other boring service companies. Therefore […]
retford (retty)
retford is an old market town which over time has been ruined by the new age ****. the town it self is fairly clean and has character however the characters in it leave a lot to be desired. the ‘****’ has one by one ventured down from spital hill ( the roughist of the rough […]
Sutton in Ashfield, The Reality
Sutton in Ashfield or Shiton in Trashfield as sometimes called is over populated with **** ****, or commonly known townies. They hang around in the main parts of sutton, i.e. the sun dial, market, the loading bay or around asda. They walk round in their groups,mostly male *****, either kicking footballs or generally just looking […]
Hinckley, Leiecstershire
If the Midlands needed an enema, this is where they would stick the pipe Hinckley (or ‘inkleh to the ****) used to be a hosiery centre for the midlands but now that’s been ****** off it has a more ominous feeling as the **** and ********* race have taken over the place en masse. Favourite […]
Ilkeston
Ilkeston, The home of many a washed up loser. The ***** love this place, they will never leave and prefer to hang around and multiply. To describe Ilkeston i would have to say that it is a throw back mining town. Traditionally it was a place for men who worked and played hard. It is […]
Northampton
Northampton, a once-proud market town with its own identity and a long, distinguished history of boot and shoe manufacturing has now fallen victim to the Burbonic plague. Some blame this on the close proximity of Corby (AKA “Little Scotland”, the place with the lowest life expectancy levels in the whole of England), whilst others blame […]
Derbyshire: Britain’s No.1 County for Bennys
Derbyshire, home to the beautiful Peak District, Thorntons Chocolate Factory & the Crooked Spire of Chesterfield, has to be perhaps the ONLY county in Britain that has *****, Mobile-Wielding Single Mums & all-round neanderthal Bennys in every single part of it! Bennys as I like to call `em, have been a staple of Derbyshire Life […]
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Northampton – England’s biggest town
Everything a modern **** needs ! […]
Leicester – Highfields
If you know Leicester fairly well, you will be aware that, like most places, there are areas which are OK and others that are rather less so. One such area is the appalling Highfields. Situated near the city centre, just north of London Road and not far from Evington, Highfields is truly the public lavatory […]
Sutton in Ashfield: just north of the horrible Mansfield
Welcome to Sutton-in-Ashfield! Situated north of the ****-tastic Mansfield, this ex-mining town is a hive of **** activity. Sutton is not made up of council estates – it’s just one big dumping ground. Having said this there is a particularly hellish area called The Coxmoor estate for the truly underprivileged. It is here on this […]
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