THE **** PUB GUIDE – WORKSOP 2005 Mid-week. Why not entertain a few friends to a quiet drink in the local. My favourite local pub is The Innings on Prospect Hill. Sounds lovely doesn’t it? You can enjoy an ice-cold Stella while treating the good lady to half a snakebite and black. Be careful not […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Oadby (Leicester)
Oadby, a town 2 miles from Leicester city centre, and a nest of **********, Burberry ****. […]
Ilkeston (revised edition)
Ilkeston, The home of many a washed up loser and potential nobodies. The ***** love this place, they will never leave and prefer to hang around and multiply threatening to destroy any remaining sense of dignity this town has. To describe Ilkeston I would have to say that it is a throw back mining town. […]
Academic research Gala Bingo, Nottingham
A report of recent academic research on older ***** at play […]
Giro Day: Northampton.
It’s 9:15 on a typical Northampton morning. I’m walking through town on my way to the bank when there’s a disturbance behind me. I spin around and suddenly the realisation hits me….. it’s giro day. The top of Abington Street is suddenly a sea of Burberry-topped prams and pushchairs as the teenage mothers rush to […]
Sleaford
I introduce to you…. Sleaford. Apparently a “thriving market town”. Ask any “sleafordian” (as we are known for sum reason) and they will tell you that the market is a bag of sh*t selling mainly pegs and used batteries and the only thing thriving about Sleaford is the amount of *****. They are everywhere, burberry […]
Rushden
The **** centre of northampton is Rushden……a craphole a few miles wide…. the main road and bypass which links to a neibouring town their trying to take over is where the ***** hang out……. basically……if you see a sign for Rushden….go the other way Theres always a fight on the main road and its always […]
Skegness
Won a week in a caravan at Ingoldmelds on ebay for £40, a bargain I hear you say, wrong, if ignorance is bliss then this place has got to be the stoopid ******** Nirvana. We turned up on Saturday evening to a dirty pisspoor effort of a static, half the light bulbs were knackered, rust […]
Corby
Oh my Oh my. . . . You really all have made such good points about all of your towns and the unfortunate **** **** that dwell in them. I must introduce you to the town of Corby. Corby is filled with Plastic Jocks. Corby HAD a thriving steel industry and WAS a very hard […]
At Leicester’s Clock Tower, smell the stench of BO & cheap perfume
Wigston, South Wigston, Braunstone, New Parks and all those places, you know where! Living in Leicester all my life (17 years so far), I have lived in Braunstone to the q. ”******’ posh wankaah!” Oadby. Unfortunately there’s some *****. Well, ‘some’ is somewhat of an understatement, it’s more like a plague, a black death throughout […]
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Corby
If it isn’t an evil, ugly looking **** with red hair and a celtic top wearing their bling bling and denting your poor “grunger” face with their “bad *** blinging rings innit” it’s a broken bottle in the face. perhaps if you’re lucky, it’ll be a quick stabbing with a flash knife in the gut […]
Ilkeston
Most of what has been said in the above posts is without a doubt true… the ‘few’ decent folk in Ilkeston are either to old, to young or to poor to move to a better place (town, village… county etc). My wife and I have had enough, and after years of talking about it, we […]
