this is a nice and friendly town were as you walk down the street you get greeted with young and charming people in the most up to date fashion statements……. yea you wish. if your unfortunate enough to have to brave this town to get to your destinatin and manage to make it through the […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Leicester, Land of the ****
Leicester, A shining gem of an ancient roman town. Leicester is a beautiful town laden with ancient architecture a rich and interesting history and of course… braindead *****. Leicester, originally built by romans around 1500 years ago used to be a market town and commenced in trade with neighbouring towns and was of a fair […]
Barton Upon Humber
The ****’s and sheep like *********, hang around the main bus and train station in the centre of this heap of urine stain on the south bank of the ‘umber’ to the backwards locals. I lived in this sack of ***** for 7 months and every night it was – trip de hop or whatever […]
worksop
i have the misfortune to deliver beer to this quaint english market town! the residents here take great delight in watching other people work and passing comment on how to do it.bearing in mind 30%of the poulation has needles attached to their arms,another 30% has walking sticks attached to there arms,so nobody works,this used to […]
Towcester
Although Towcester may not be as big as many **** towns, it probably has more ***** per square foot than any of them put together. My observations have led me to the conclusion that there is some sort of hierarchy to the **** ‘hang-out’ areas. **** wannabes tend to lurk outside Co-Op or One Stop. […]
Poor Old Rushden
Uh-oh, I would have disputed this a year ago, surely Rushden is filled with the same cheery old people on motability vehicles and family run fruit & veg shops as it always was? but no, not now….a stroll down the high street at 9pm reveals a **** ******** core to my dear old home town. […]
Northampton
Welcome to the Chavspotting Capital of the world! To the poor person that may find themselves in the once glorious town of Northampton, I would like to offer a few kind words of wisdom. I am only 16 years old but in my time growing up here I have seen some of the townies evolving […]
Arnold, Nottingham
Ahhh….Arnold. What can I say? Not too long ago before this new *********** of sorry individuals came about, Arnold was a respectable place. Not anymore. Arnold is now somewhere where you’re likely to be mugged or, at best, Harrased by gangs of *****, asking if you can ‘set them a ***’ if you were silly […]
Oakham
The concrete tower blocks of oakham imprison you like a rat in a steel cage. The streets are littered with syringes, the foul stench of rotting food fills the air, spilling from black bin liners like the pus oozing from the abscesses of Oakham’s sordid smackhead inhabitants. This is hell on earth. Or, I am […]
grimsby
you think your towns are bad try living in chavsby otherwise known as cod head town and grimsby we are so **** ******** you only see normal people when they are sleeping off the boozer …trust me i spent years in that town and has gotten worser..the typcial ******** a clown wears less make up […]
Northampton (An Anti **** Tirade)
I have had the sad misfortune to witness the decline of this once great midlands town into a shrine to **** and villainy over the last three decades. It is now characterized by the illiterate **** (presumeably like Tinkerbell in an earlier post) and the annoying little trumped up ‘driver’ **** who charges around the […]
Chesterfield or Taaarrrn!
***** in Chesterfield greet people with a particulary loud and intimadating “ORAATE!”. Two types of **** exist in Chesterfield. The common Cretin, and the Elite ****. The common ******* tend to hang around the town centre during the day, grouping togother near McDonalds. They occupy their days by gobbing off at strangers, and strutting around […]
