Spalding – As Bad as it Sounds

Is Spalding a nice place to live or is Spalding rough?

Spalding is a medium sized market town in South Lincolnshire. That’s all I can positively say about it. For some unknown reason my parents (after leaving the RAF) decided this was to be the place to bring 4 children up, having the choice of the whole of the UK – no – the World. I […]

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Bourne

Bourne, situated in the heart of the fens has taken the **** epidemic to new lows. The town boasts one nightspot, Lesters late bar and restaurant, (no food served) where every bird in there has had half the town up her. The repressed nature and culture of Bourne means nobody new comes to the town […]

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Sleaford, bloody Sleaford!

Is Sleaford a nice place to live or is Sleaford rough?

Welcome to Sleaford in Lincolnshire twinned with some german town. This market town is plagued with ***** in fact you can’t move for them and there’s plenty of fast food places that cater for the too-closely-related uneducated ner-do-wells. From them loitering at the train station abusing passengers, sniffing glue or using the the bridge that crosses the […]

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Loughborough: **** Central (Eastern Region)

This article aims to correct this site’s incorrect assumption that there are no **** towns in the East Midlands!  There is no topic heading of that name, anyway. Loughborough was, not long ago, a sizeable yet not too big, industrial yet beautifully-situated, town fairly equidistant between Leicester, Nottingham and Derby. Loughborough’s biggest council estate had […]

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Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Ilkeston

Is Ilkeston a nice place to live or is Ilkeston rough?

What can we say about this old market town in the south of Derbyshire that hasn’t been said already? Ilkeston should be a wonderful little town full of traditional, working class people going about their business like anyone else.  Instead what you have is a ****-******** hole of a town full of alarmingly young teenage […]

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Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb

Is Derby a nice place to live or is Derby rough?

Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb. In comparison to neighbouring Nottingham, our **** problem seems a lesser situation. However a new phenomenon seems to be occurring. The usual process of sub-urbanisation happens when young families and professionals migrate from the inner city for a more relaxed life etc. However in Derby it is […]

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Buxton

On first glance – Buxton is a jewel set in the Peak District where obviously middle class folks go about their business squeezing out 2.4 kids, helping out on the PTA and worrying about upgrading the company Mondeo to an Audi A4 by catching the bosses eye on whatever no-mark and irrelevent project they happen to be […]

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