Spalding is a medium sized market town in South Lincolnshire. That’s all I can positively say about it. For some unknown reason my parents (after leaving the RAF) decided this was to be the place to bring 4 children up, having the choice of the whole of the UK – no – the World. I […]
Category: East Midlands
The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Rushden….Rushthru
Pass through Rushden and pass through quickly. The A6 marks the route to follow. *****, more like wanna be *****, hang out in car parks. Best fun is watch the plonkers pull wheelies on clapped out m’bikes the crunch of Ratners best and cheap rags from Top Shop sounds great. Only thing to stop for […]
Bourne
Bourne, situated in the heart of the fens has taken the **** epidemic to new lows. The town boasts one nightspot, Lesters late bar and restaurant, (no food served) where every bird in there has had half the town up her. The repressed nature and culture of Bourne means nobody new comes to the town […]
Sleaford, bloody Sleaford!
Welcome to Sleaford in Lincolnshire twinned with some german town. This market town is plagued with ***** in fact you can’t move for them and there’s plenty of fast food places that cater for the too-closely-related uneducated ner-do-wells. From them loitering at the train station abusing passengers, sniffing glue or using the the bridge that crosses the […]
Bingham Or Blingham
After my friend moved to Nottingham i decided to visit. After driving through the actually hard towns of St.Annes and the Meadows we came across Bingham “Blingham” this is a real **** place. None of them are actually hard they just hang around the rails like ******* smoking weed talking about Nottingham Forest. A once […]
Loughborough: **** Central (Eastern Region)
This article aims to correct this site’s incorrect assumption that there are no **** towns in the East Midlands! There is no topic heading of that name, anyway. Loughborough was, not long ago, a sizeable yet not too big, industrial yet beautifully-situated, town fairly equidistant between Leicester, Nottingham and Derby. Loughborough’s biggest council estate had […]
Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Ilkeston
What can we say about this old market town in the south of Derbyshire that hasn’t been said already? Ilkeston should be a wonderful little town full of traditional, working class people going about their business like anyone else. Instead what you have is a ****-******** hole of a town full of alarmingly young teenage […]
Derby – a treasure trove of trash awaiting discovery…
This is the first time in a while I’ve looked on this disturbing site; a year or so ago I was shown images of rat-boys and other products of the welfare state. Removed from the context of their concrete surroundings they were startlingly gaunt, a comment on where we are now. Looking again, what has most […]
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Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb
Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb. In comparison to neighbouring Nottingham, our **** problem seems a lesser situation. However a new phenomenon seems to be occurring. The usual process of sub-urbanisation happens when young families and professionals migrate from the inner city for a more relaxed life etc. However in Derby it is […]
Swadlincote, Derbyshire
Well, well, well. Seeing Swadlincote is a case of believing because no one would have known that this quiet suburban little town could be about to burst at the seams and, in doing so, unleash (or rather, vomit out) its entire population (or a collective noun being swarm) of ***** to the unsuspecting nation.The reason […]
Ingoldmells (skegness)
Now i know most English tacky seaside resortd attracts ***** but Ingoldmells is like no other. Famous for its Fatacy Island theme park and one half of Butlins this area of the Lincolnshire coastline attracts ***** from the Leicester, Nottingham & Darby. I went for the weekend and had to bye a cap in order […]
Buxton
On first glance – Buxton is a jewel set in the Peak District where obviously middle class folks go about their business squeezing out 2.4 kids, helping out on the PTA and worrying about upgrading the company Mondeo to an Audi A4 by catching the bosses eye on whatever no-mark and irrelevent project they happen to be […]