The worst places to live in the East Midlands
Northampton is a shining example of rapid post war expansion gone wrong. I’m certain the planners of the day were doing their best but it seems like the ‘ton was a Friday afternoon rush job. after spraying the town centre with concrete they then saw fit to build a shanty town encircling the main arena. […]
Read More… from Northampton: come one, come all and suck us dry
How can it be that this carbuncle on the **** of humanity as yet to reach dissy heights of a featured **** town. This place is the yardstick by which chavism is measured. It has the lot, ticks all the boxes and then some. All of the chaviest shops are there sometimes in multiples. This […]
Worksop is a small town between Nottingham and sheffield, what it lacks in size it makes up for in chavdom. Everywhere you look there is either a 13 year old slappa whos either six months pregant or walking along pushing the pram of her new born baby draped in gold, with massive gold earings, thick […]
My town is full of *****.They just sit outside the shops and beg you to give them money for frosty jacks outherwise they will take your phone or even possibly stab you.They sit at parks and take over the swings and roundabouts.Just leave there empty WKD bottles on the floor smashed for someone to hurt them […]
If you have ever been to Boston in Lincolnshire then undoubtably you will have had the utmost pleasure of seeing many a pregnant 14 year old with the obligatory poverty pack of 10 Richmond ****. Learning the local lingo of Boston is quite hard to do, so may I suggest going to a local primary […]
Read More… from Boston, Lincolnshire, the land of pregnant 14 year olds
Melton Mowbray! Yes that’s right home to the beloved Pork Pie, which are grotty and full of congealed pork offal at the best of times, a striking similarity can be made with the quiet market town nestled in the heart of the Leicestershire countryside. A picturesque town spoilt only by the crappy selection of Charity […]
Edwinstowe, despite its allusion to being a cultural hive of historic deference, constructed from roughly hewn medieval stone and nestling deep within Sherwood Forest, is a slum. In earlier ages the village was composed of two parts, the village on the hill, built around the 9th century church and the village by the river. Both […]
Coalville, or ‘Co-ville’ as it is known in regional dialect is a small town located in the midlands, and would seem to be a prime location for ‘****’ or ‘Illegal immigrant’ spotting. The other percentage of the population of Coalville seems to be made up of old age pensioners or simply those who are verging on the brink of insanity. The whole town seems to […]
Read More… from Coalville: most of the inhabitants walk around in a zombie like state
There are few places that I have visited in my life that I would describe as hell however 1 place sticks out in my mind as the most sickening place I have ever had the displeasure to visit. Its name is Tideswell. I estimate that the average IQ of the inhabitants of “the toilet of […]
Can’t beleive no one has added an article on Newark yet. This place is over run with the uneducated chicken ******* inbreeds !!! On any given day if you venture into the town centre there are hoards of them on every corner, especialy congregating around Morrisons supermarket, it is actualy custom here for the locals to refer to […]
Bourne is pretty much the epicentre of the world or at least that’s the way the community of Bourne see it anyway. This low life breeding hell hole is just about the most detached moron ******** **** dwelling place on earth. Alarm bells were first ringing when I was greeted by two kids playing duelling banjos on […]
radcliffe on trent is a ******** village of nottingham and is full of ***** radcliffe is devided into 2 sides 1 being relativly nice an the other being a ******** estate that u dont wanna walk through on a weekend unless u want to get beaten up and robbed by the locals since i moved here 2 months […]
Read More… from radcliffe aka shitcliff (Radcliffe on Trent)
