Mansfield

Well there’s no shock i’m not the first to add Mansfield to this site, who else longs for the days when our town was plagued by bag heads alone??? Well now the Mother Clucker’s have some serious competition! I swear to god i think the **** ******** are actually commuting here each morning from the […]

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Sutton in Ashfield: just north of the horrible Mansfield

Is Sutton-in-Ashfield a nice place to live or is Sutton-in-Ashfield rough?

Welcome to Sutton-in-Ashfield! Situated north of the ****-tastic Mansfield, this ex-mining town is a hive of **** activity. Sutton is not made up of council estates – it’s just one big dumping ground. Having said this there is a particularly hellish area called The Coxmoor estate for the truly underprivileged. It is here on this […]

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Hucknall

Hucknall, the jewel in the crown of Nottingham, ex mining town and where Lord Byron is buried. Surrounded by ex mining communities of Newstead and Bulwell, nowadays all the pits have closed and this is the perfect breeding grounds for *****! Hucknall itself has a massive amount of Burberry wearing, Gazza style motors and one […]

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Eastwood, you’ve a choice between Morrisons or Iceland for your micro-chips & blue pop

Is Eastwood a nice place to live or is Eastwood rough?

Come to sunny Eastwood, heart of England! There is plenty for you to do during your stay! It is very close to some of the other towns mentioned on this site, and is definitely of their ilk. See the articles posted on Selston, Alfreton and Somercotes to get the feel for this particular area of […]

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Eastwood

As a youngster, I remember the ex-mining town of Eastwood with fond memories. The birthplce of DH Lawrence and the local market as far as the eye could see with quality products….at affordable prices. Around 8 years ago this picture started to become a distant dream. The market changed and Iceland and Farmfoods, had a […]

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worksop

firstly i must point out, this town is not your ordinary chavtown, this is the mecca of all *****, a 9ct argos goldmine for the underclass. worksop, its glory moments include being the home to lee westwood, no not the wigga off of radio1, thats tim westwood, but lee westwood, the **** golfer. you wouldn’t […]

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