The city of Nottingham thrives on it’s reputation as being “one of the best cities in the World.” According to whom, we aren’t quite sure… but you can hear it being said by proud local radio DJs and see it in the very manner of some of the local residents of the city, most notably […]
Category: Nottinghamshire
The worst places to live in Nottinghamshire
Mansfield
Well there’s no shock i’m not the first to add Mansfield to this site, who else longs for the days when our town was plagued by bag heads alone??? Well now the Mother Clucker’s have some serious competition! I swear to god i think the **** ******** are actually commuting here each morning from the […]
Sutton in Ashfield – a night on the tiles
Me again but with good cause. I admit that I have not lived in Sutton since I was 6 (there is a God!) but I have family living in the surrounding area and I’ve always enjoyed my nights out there. None more so than a few weeks ago on a Friday when a group of […]
Sutton in Ashfield (a night on the tiles)
Me again but with good cause. I admit that I have not lived in Sutton since I was 6 (there is a God!) but I have family living in the surrounding area and I’ve always enjoyed my nights out there. None more so than last Friday when a group of us decided to venture out […]
retford (retty)
retford is an old market town which over time has been ruined by the new age ****. the town it self is fairly clean and has character however the characters in it leave a lot to be desired. the ‘****’ has one by one ventured down from spital hill ( the roughist of the rough […]
Sutton in Ashfield, The Reality
Sutton in Ashfield or Shiton in Trashfield as sometimes called is over populated with **** ****, or commonly known townies. They hang around in the main parts of sutton, i.e. the sun dial, market, the loading bay or around asda. They walk round in their groups,mostly male *****, either kicking footballs or generally just looking […]
Sutton in Ashfield: just north of the horrible Mansfield
Welcome to Sutton-in-Ashfield! Situated north of the ****-tastic Mansfield, this ex-mining town is a hive of **** activity. Sutton is not made up of council estates – it’s just one big dumping ground. Having said this there is a particularly hellish area called The Coxmoor estate for the truly underprivileged. It is here on this […]
Read More… from Sutton in Ashfield: just north of the horrible Mansfield
Hucknall
Hucknall, the jewel in the crown of Nottingham, ex mining town and where Lord Byron is buried. Surrounded by ex mining communities of Newstead and Bulwell, nowadays all the pits have closed and this is the perfect breeding grounds for *****! Hucknall itself has a massive amount of Burberry wearing, Gazza style motors and one […]
Eastwood, you’ve a choice between Morrisons or Iceland for your micro-chips & blue pop
Come to sunny Eastwood, heart of England! There is plenty for you to do during your stay! It is very close to some of the other towns mentioned on this site, and is definitely of their ilk. See the articles posted on Selston, Alfreton and Somercotes to get the feel for this particular area of […]
Eastwood
As a youngster, I remember the ex-mining town of Eastwood with fond memories. The birthplce of DH Lawrence and the local market as far as the eye could see with quality products….at affordable prices. Around 8 years ago this picture started to become a distant dream. The market changed and Iceland and Farmfoods, had a […]
worksop
firstly i must point out, this town is not your ordinary chavtown, this is the mecca of all *****, a 9ct argos goldmine for the underclass. worksop, its glory moments include being the home to lee westwood, no not the wigga off of radio1, thats tim westwood, but lee westwood, the **** golfer. you wouldn’t […]
Mansfield, ***** galore
More special than Special Brew, Mansfield is the place to be when it comes to **** spotting. Tarted-up Novas, Sierras and Escorts are de rigueur round and about the town of Mansfield. The handy location of the cinema complex, within a stone’s throw of both a Maccas and a KFC drive-thru ensures that the ***** […]