Northampton, a once-proud market town with its own identity and a long, distinguished history of boot and shoe manufacturing has now fallen victim to the Burbonic plague. Some blame this on the close proximity of Corby (AKA “Little Scotland”, the place with the lowest life expectancy levels in the whole of England), whilst others blame […]
Category: Northamptonshire
The worst places to live in Northamptonshire
Northampton – England’s biggest town
Everything a modern **** needs ! […]
Kettering or Kett-rin
Once a sleepy hardworking market town, now being over run by the unemployable theiving ******** known as the ****. Easily spottable due to their fondness for all things bling and their insatiable appetite for the West/East coast US rap scene. There is also a middle aged **** population in the town which is more dangerous […]
Corby
What can you say? The town that made **** a way of life. Ginger fright-wigs, Kappa tracksuits and Celtic tops are everywhere, and that is just at the weddings and funerals. The only town that can bost that it has price-wars between Aldi and Lidl, and Elizabeth Duke offer interest-free finance. On the positive side, […]
Kettering (Ghettoring)
Well, kettering is a stinky little stinkhole in northants, and over the past year the **** population has risen dramatically. The majority of said **** are below the age of 16, yet prowl the streets lokking for fights, or cider, or people to buy them cigarettes or whatever. Their local “haunts” include ******* out outside […]
Wellingborough
A classic example of the ***** having woven themselves into the very fabric of a town and taking control from within. The local authorities relinquished power of Wellingborough in the mid nineties to the **** hoardes and have not returned since. What now remains is a veritable chavtopia, With a smelly shopping centre featuring all […]
Daventry
Daventry, Northamptonshire – Full of 10-toes-to-a-foot, forehead shaving, sportswear clad, hillbilly gimps. A ghastly little town which has the misfortune to house some of the most **** social misfits ever to walk the planet. The locals are thick and ****** – where you aren’t accepted in polite society unless mum, dad and sister comes to […]
Northampton
The ***** harrass the mini moshers at the top of Abington Street and in the graveyard nearby. Usually found around the ends of streets in St James and Semilong, or masturbating over their cars in the Argos car park late at night. The uniform is a white Eminem style cap and blue tracksuits, tucked into […]
Corby
full of scally ********, burberry cap wearing *****, on every corner of every part of the town, strutting about with their socks tucked into their tracky bottoms, *****!!! they even have there own accent in corby, its bad enough that the majority of the corby population is scottish, but they have added an extra twang […]
