Aaah, Northampton Town – the United Kingdom’s third largest town, home to the ever delightful Cobblers football club and beautiful architecture dating back to the 17th Century. Problem is, it is also home to a growing number of *****, who are spreading like a viral plague not too dissimilar from a mass zombie outbreak. Unfortunately, […]
Category: Northamptonshire
The worst places to live in Northamptonshire
Burton Latimer – The hole of Kettering
Everyone knows what a **** is, supposedly? The big gangs of kids and teenagers, who hang around together outside McDonald’s and ironically the police station, to look cool and make out they don’t care what others think. This point would be proven if they didn’t go around smacking every other person who looked at them […]
Northampton: come one, come all and suck us dry
Northampton is a shining example of rapid post war expansion gone wrong. I’m certain the planners of the day were doing their best but it seems like the ‘ton was a Friday afternoon rush job. after spraying the town centre with concrete they then saw fit to build a shanty town encircling the main arena. […]
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Corby the place to be for *****
My town is full of *****.They just sit outside the shops and beg you to give them money for frosty jacks outherwise they will take your phone or even possibly stab you.They sit at parks and take over the swings and roundabouts.Just leave there empty WKD bottles on the floor smashed for someone to hurt them […]
Rushden….Rushthru
Pass through Rushden and pass through quickly. The A6 marks the route to follow. *****, more like wanna be *****, hang out in car parks. Best fun is watch the plonkers pull wheelies on clapped out m’bikes the crunch of Ratners best and cheap rags from Top Shop sounds great. Only thing to stop for […]
Tuxford, Notts
Welcome to tuxford the historic market town… Alot of people will have been through tuxford without ever realising it with the A1 cutting straight through the middle of the village which is a great playground for ***** to play chicken, or run across because they’re too lazy to walk more than 20 paces to the […]
Corby…the name says it all!
Welcome to Hell! That is what an unknown graffiti artist daubed in red on the walls of Corby’s bus station. He was right. In the early 1900’s, Corby was a small and sleepy village located in the north of Northamptonshire, surrounded by farmland and quarries. Sometime later, Samuel & Lloyd have built a steelworks near […]
Corby…the name says it all!
Welcome to Hell! That is what an unknown graffiti artist daubed in red on the walls of Corby’s bus station. He was right. In the early 1900’s, Corby was a small and sleepy village located in the north of Northamptonshire, surrounded by farmland and quarries. Sometime later, Samuel & Lloyd have built a steelworks near […]
Towcester
Although Towcester may not be as big as many **** towns, it probably has more ***** per square foot than any of them put together. My observations have led me to the conclusion that there is some sort of hierarchy to the **** ‘hang-out’ areas. **** wannabes tend to lurk outside Co-Op or One Stop. […]
Poor Old Rushden
Uh-oh, I would have disputed this a year ago, surely Rushden is filled with the same cheery old people on motability vehicles and family run fruit & veg shops as it always was? but no, not now….a stroll down the high street at 9pm reveals a **** ******** core to my dear old home town. […]
Northampton
Welcome to the Chavspotting Capital of the world! To the poor person that may find themselves in the once glorious town of Northampton, I would like to offer a few kind words of wisdom. I am only 16 years old but in my time growing up here I have seen some of the townies evolving […]
Northampton (An Anti **** Tirade)
I have had the sad misfortune to witness the decline of this once great midlands town into a shrine to **** and villainy over the last three decades. It is now characterized by the illiterate **** (presumeably like Tinkerbell in an earlier post) and the annoying little trumped up ‘driver’ **** who charges around the […]
