***** are like little green men or the yeti… they have to be seen to be believed sometimes. For fine examples of this ********* species (that’s spreading like Black Death in the 14th Century) visit Lincoln…. Well what can I say and where to even start? I have lived here nearly all of my life. […]
Category: Lincolnshire
The worst places to live Lincolnshire
Lincoln official retirement home of the area for almost 2,000 years
Lincoln… capital of the fabled geographical county of Lincolnshire, jewel of the East midlands and official retirement home of the area for almost two thousand years. Lincoln is a city of 80,000 that is divided into two parts. On top of the hill and underneath the hill. The top part will be of no interest […]
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Gainsborough: A vista of **** 70’s housing & disused factory buildings
Sunny Gainsborough… the ****’s dreamland… A vista of cheap seventies housing and disused riverside factory buildings, once proud, now housing charity shops. Well… where to start? Gainsboough is a town that barely figures on a map of the area, let alone England, set in the heartland of Lincolnshire’s bustling district of West Lindsey. Although Burberry […]
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ChavMecca – Butlins and Skegness
If Billy Butlin had a crystal ball back in 1936 when the Butlins camp at skegness opened i’m sure the man would have found alternative uses for his money – developing the condom or the low cost airline way ahead of its time perhaps??? i had the misfortune to work there myself a few summers […]
Skegness… Why oh Why
Where do i start?… Where can you start in a place like skegness. ***** live there, ***** go on holiday there.. Skegness is some sort of holy ground where all ***** have to visit once in their life time, A strange burberry coloured pilgrimage but saying that **** fashions have changed since the time of […]
spalding
well here we go again with agent stez’s research report on **** life/culture in spalding. today we’re looking at a ****’s idea of night life. to begin with the budding **** watcher in search of **** night life then you have to head for either shooter’s bar (in the main market place) or the punch […]
spalding (lincolnshire)
well what can i say about spalding? (nothing funny thats for sure!) for the cultured **** spotter they could do no worse than come to spalding as this town is crawlling with the little gits. what do i mean? well let me explain. toi the untrained eye spalding isno more than a quiet market town […]
louth (lincolnshire)
what can i say? no matter where you go in louth then your sure to run into 1 **** or more. if our on the look out for ****’s then you could do worse than to go into chaplin’s bar/niteclub any day of the week (thursday is by far the best time to go as […]
Sleaford
Not the archetypal ****-ville, here in deepest darkest Lincolnshire but well on the way. **** HQ is now the Drove end of town where they vie for power with the spliff and smack heads. Sleaford ***** favour bikes far too small for themselves and sport off-white baseball caps (only the tribal leaders can pretend to […]
Boston
Boston **** City I hereby put forward my nomination for the **** capital of the UK as Boston, Lincolnshire. After travelling around much of the country, I have noticed that most towns have a good share of baseball cap wearing, Eminem criminal wanabees and hoop earinged, gum chewing little *****. But only one place to […]
Grantham
this is a town that as soon as you get off the train you just want to go home, i mean everywhere you go there are teenager girls pregnant with their trackies, bling bling jewlerry and non pregant girls look pregnant cos their fat hangs so much out their ****** boob tube style skirts and […]
