I feel that my grandfathers, grandmothers, brothers and sisters home town of Grimsby is a bog basic, mundane, depressing, and menial level place to live long term. Since 1990 a dire economic situation engulfed the town and will last I guess to around the year 2050, transforming it into a constant economically decomposing place to […]
Category: Lincolnshire
The worst places to live Lincolnshire
How much longer before Sunny Stamford becomes ‘Shady Stamford’?
Welcome to ‘sunny’ Stamford, a quiet market town recently named as the best place to live in the UK by the Sunday Times. A picturesque existence steeped in history awaits the weary traveler, as does the town’s fine selection of traditional pubs and enticing restaurants. It seems that nowhere in the country could a more […]
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Boston twinned with Warsaw
Once upon a time during the 1990s Boston believe it or not was actually an ok place to be. Boston college provided the best option for a large section of Lincolnshire’s youth to seek further education. As a result Boston enjoyed a large but casual student community with all the social and financial benefits this provided, […]
Boston… It’s Just Sh*t.
Boston Docks was one of Europe’s premier ports in the 17th Century; a hub of commerce and industry that drove the economic development of England’s glorious East Coast. Now it’s where the gap toothed *********** hang out… That’s a depressingly good analogy for Boston in 2015. So, I don’t live in our little town any […]
Boston, Lincs, every bad thing done to excess
well, I found myself unfortunate to live in Boston for eight, nearly nine years. I’ve lived in a lot of places; some good some bad. In Scotland, Wales and England I’ve lived and worked in some towns, some mentioned on this site so I can say honestly that Boston is without doubt ‘as rough as […]
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Grantham, Lincolnshire
Welcome to Grantham, the very birth place of Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher. Grantham is home to two main groups of these barely literate, grammarphobic, vowel allergic slum dwelling piles of useless, worthless and pointless ****. Such fine, bona fide specimens of ***** that can be found in Grantham town stand as testiment to how badly […]
Boston, what a dump
When I look back at the achievements in my life, getting out of the despicable **** hole that is Boston will always rank as the highest. On my last visit after arriving, I decided to go for a bike ride, and after half an hour had received 3 death threats and been told to “come […]
Boston, Lincolnshire, the land of pregnant 14 year olds
If you have ever been to Boston in Lincolnshire then undoubtably you will have had the utmost pleasure of seeing many a pregnant 14 year old with the obligatory poverty pack of 10 Richmond ****. Learning the local lingo of Boston is quite hard to do, so may I suggest going to a local primary […]
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Bourne, Lincolnshire (Atom Bomb needed)
Bourne is pretty much the epicentre of the world or at least that’s the way the community of Bourne see it anyway. This low life breeding hell hole is just about the most detached moron ******** **** dwelling place on earth. Alarm bells were first ringing when I was greeted by two kids playing duelling banjos on […]
Spalding – As Bad as it Sounds
Spalding is a medium sized market town in South Lincolnshire. That’s all I can positively say about it. For some unknown reason my parents (after leaving the RAF) decided this was to be the place to bring 4 children up, having the choice of the whole of the UK – no – the World. I […]
Bourne
Bourne, situated in the heart of the fens has taken the **** epidemic to new lows. The town boasts one nightspot, Lesters late bar and restaurant, (no food served) where every bird in there has had half the town up her. The repressed nature and culture of Bourne means nobody new comes to the town […]
Sleaford, bloody Sleaford!
Welcome to Sleaford in Lincolnshire twinned with some german town. This market town is plagued with ***** in fact you can’t move for them and there’s plenty of fast food places that cater for the too-closely-related uneducated ner-do-wells. From them loitering at the train station abusing passengers, sniffing glue or using the the bridge that crosses the […]