**** me, where do I start? I trundled down the M4 from London to get some work – which was easy as it appears most people my age are sitting on their **** butts milking it off the DSS. The centre of town is positively heaving with 14 yr old **** girls ( all ugly […]
Category: Wiltshire
The worst places to live in Wiltshire
Swindon
This town, in all rights, should be in the top 10. For it is a town that is pure ****, and what makes things worse is that it doesn’t realise it is ****. The name Swindon literally means “Pig Hill” (from the Anglo-Saxon (Swine Dun). Ironical really. This is a town that was shat straight […]
Salisbury
errrrrr a shyte hole ******** with scavenging ***** often located at Burger King or McDonalds, some seem to find it extremely funny to go to the skatepark in which they will be kicked out for abuse. Seemingly they really do not like me or any of my mates because we are proud greebos, this of […]
Salisbury
Salisbury is a booming **** community. They can be found hunting Goths in the central market place especially when attending the Magistrates Court where they can be found sat on the steps of the Guildhall. ***** in Salisbury are mobile so if you wonder to Sainsburys underground carpark between 5.30pm and midnight you can find […]
Swindon
Ah…Swindon. With a population blended, like a cheap whisky, from the genes of navvies, railway workers and the dross London didn’t want, you’d expect a bit of **** to creep in here and there – and you won’t be disappointed. ***** have always been here, although we tend to call them ****** (nothing to do […]
A chavspotters guide to Swindon
The seemingly growing and increasingly ubiquitous tribe of underlings known as ‘the **** tribe’ is highly prevalent in the Wiltshire town of Swindon, in various guises. Whilst members of these tribes are relatively easy to spot to most frequent visitors to the town centre, the casual visitor to the town or the merely unobservant may […]
Swindon
Like Stoke-on-Trent,Swindon has the lot, although its chavness is slightly more advanced than that of Stoke,as ear piercings and burberry caps have only just gone out of fashion! or at least thats what they think! Anyone who lives in Swindon or has been there should know never to visit one of the four P’s (Pinehurst,Penhill,Park […]
Trowbridge,Wiltshire
Visit Trowbridge, a place Thomas Cook would describe as “Lively” a world of McDonalds sunday dinners, glass filled scotch eggs, the home of Isaac Pitman ( the inventor of shorthand don’t you know) and view **** wildlife in all its splendour Their natural habitat is the well renowned Snooker Club, see them perform a tribal […]
Trowbridge, Wiltshire
Trowbridge is a small town of narrow minded conservatives who think that they are liberals. It is basically in the middle of no-where and thus the residents have to work hard to find entertainment. The majority of residents are ***** (or ‘townies’ as they are sometimes know). Of course, there are some people who are […]
Swindon
This town, in all rights, should be in the top 10. For it is a town that is pure ****, and what makes things worse is that it doesn’t realise it is ****. The name Swindon literally means “Pig Hill” (from the Anglo-Saxon (Swine Dun). Ironical really. This is a town that was shat straight […]
Warminster, Wiltshire
When me and my friends were about 10 we used to hang around in Warminster because we lived there but soon we realised it was a bit rubbish and went into the surrounding cities like Salisbury and Bath. I think the last time we actually stayed in the town centre for over 3 hours was […]
Trowbridge, Wiltshire
Trowbridge is like the **** of Wiltshire, but not a JLo useful sort of ****, more like your average fat smelly ****. One of the prettiest counties in the UK needs somewhere to throw its sausage factories, its scabby markets and all the other ****-friendly amenities, whilst the rest of the county enjoys relatively ****-free […]
