Decrepit industrial town with a genuine trailer park. **** spotting is not a challege when the high street is adorned with a wilkinsons, cash-convertors, QS, it truly is the tesco blue-stripe town of the south west… […]
Category: Somerset
The worst places to live in Somerset
Taunton – A Rough Choice
A BIT ABOUT THE TOWN OVER THE YEARS I personally live in Taunton, and have done for all my life. And I must admit, over the past 5 years, Taunton is becoming **** City!! When I was young, there was only two nightclubs, Kingstons (now Rileys) and Dellars and there were the good old family […]
Taunton
It seems the **** culture is taking over Taunton, for any of you ‘**** spotters’ all you need to do is head down ‘da bowl, innit’ (hollywood bowl) to find the ***** in their glory! Watch out that you don’t get run over in that area. The ****-racers love driving their heaps of **** around […]
Bridgwater, home of carnival.
Driving along the quiet country lanes of North Somerset, cruising past fields of peaceful cows and taking in the beautiful scenery, you may suddenly become half choked to death by the acrid stench of the notorious ‘Cellophane factory’. This is your cue to hastily turn around, or delve head first into the **** cesspit known […]
Frome. World Class **** Hangout
Frome. I thought **** towns couldn’t get any worse than Portsmouth. How wrong I was. Not only are nearly all the under twenties **** ****, but most of their parents are as well. If you come to this town to check out the World Class **** Population go to the following “venues” The Wheatsheaf (late […]
Taunton
Taunton, picturesque county town famous for its market produce and rural farming, marred only by one tacky sports shop too many perhaps. Or so the average tourist visiting during daylight hours would be fooled into thinking. Stick around till nightfall, however, and the luckless tourist would discover a nightmare so horrific it would make even […]
Yeovil – the hidden gem of **** culture
Yeovil, a beautiful, quaint, peaceful town located in Somerset, the South West of England. Right! Often heard of, never visited except by the unfortunate. There was a rumour that noone ever relocates to Yeovil, people only leave, I can see why. Yeovil is a bubble of **** society thriving on its own eco system. ****’s […]
Taunton, Somerset
Somerset is known as “the land of the summer sun,” but it rarely seems to shine around this ****-hole. Once the weary traveller has penetrated an array of light-industrial estates so hideous and desperate as to make grown-men weep blood, one arrives in the town centre of Taunton; the county’s first second rate market town. […]
Yeovil
**** Capital – It’s true – or certainly going that way!!. Yeovil was actually discribed as the fastest growing town in England last year, some more optamistic soles thought these dinamics were due to Westlands, Pittards or the Navy (where ***** grandad probably used to work – but whose son never made the grade and […]
Minehead, specifically Butlins @ Minehead
This is where I spent the worst holiday of my life June 2004. It is *full to the brim* with ***** and their **** relations. Grannies and Grandads included. Moronic ‘Ingerlaaaaand’ shirt wearing toerags and their wives/girlfriends and various kids from various relationships, in their mini-tart/mini-lout outfits. Lovely. Junk food and Cheap booze everywhere. The […]
Yeovil, Somerset
I’m very surprised Yeovil has not been added until now! I can only presume that it’s because Yeovil is 96% **** that no one knows of this site. If they have IT skills they are used for bidding on Price-Drop TV websites for tasteful 9ct ‘gold’ chains sold by *the weight* . This is prime […]
Taunton
Taunton is a must for any dedicated **** Spotter. Somerset’s main town should not be mistaken for a cultural hub of shopping/market activity. Delve below the surface and this town is a filthy breeding ground for the Greater Spotted ****. Don’t bother going to the town centre to **** spot (though if you do, Pound […]
