How Torbay isn’t on here I don’t know, okay so Torbay isn’t technicly a town or a city but a collection of towns and villages that are kind of glued together. Torbay is made up of five or more towns the best known being (size order): Torquay- The largest town, with all the shops, Torquay […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Cheltenham
Hester’s Way in Cheltenham is home to some serious pond life. In the Edinburgh Square shopping precinct you can find the holy trinity of ‘****’ retail therapy in a row – Greggs, Farmfoods and a Cheque Centre instant cash shop. The local Oompa Loompas can then nip round the corner to the Consol Suncenter to […]
Chippenham, Wiltshire
Really great place for *****, mainly because their parents are probably ***** as well. I’m amazed there aren’t more entries on this. There is absolutely nothing to do hear except get drunk on the town bridge or dump a shopping trolley in the river which is already full of litter, just like the rest of […]
Falmouth, the worst places have to be Old Hill and Acacia
Falmouth is an interesting town. Vibrant, with a lot going for it. Numerous beaches and yacht havens. Yes this may seem like an ideal place to be, but there are areas that blight this town’s image. The worst places have to be Old Hill and Acacia. Two estates where the **** of the earth live […]
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Cheltenham
I used to think this place was nice, when a small child. But there is a truely terrible gap between the rich and poor, a problem that never gets solved. While there are areas that stick their nose up in the air, there are others where the flat blocks look awful, and the schools dont […]
weston hellhole mare (Weston-Super-Mare)
Welcome to weston-super-mare where you can eat ****** fish and chips cooked in hydrogenated oil from last summer season, Where you can go for a drink and get attacked by the local **** that walk the streets looking for a 10 bag…. Have a walk on the beach but watch for the dog mess,broken bottles,condoms […]
Tiverton: more nutters and weirdos per square inch than london
I cannot believe tiverton is not on this list. It has more nutter and weirdos per square inch than london. Its a lovely picturesque town with nice features and lovely ******* baskets on every corner but the reality of this is that the ******* baskets are covering a few very strange smells about the town, […]
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Gloucester
Gloucester is truly the most horrific city you’ll ever visit. It is completely devoid of any hope or ambition. Most towns have a few bad areas but Gloucester has only bad areas, and the highlight of the city centre is Primark. The residents are a lovely mix of unintelligible immigrants and fat, ugly ***** whose […]
Chorley
Richey Edwards from the Manic Street Preachers is quoted to have said about his hometown “if Blackwood was a museum it would be full of **** and rubble”. Chorley on the other hand IS a museum made of **** and rubble. If you want to experience life in a 19th century slum town with everything […]
Torre – a place to die
They say the devil makes work for idle hands – and the hands of Torre near Torquay are very very idle – except when distributing drugs or fighting. Whilst Torre is not the end of the line on the railway, it is the end of the line for many of it’s inhabitants. Torre’s population is surprisingly diverse […]
Wiltshire Towns (Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham)
Wiltshire is a beautiful place with many lovey villages and towns, but unfortunatley some of these are chavtastic. Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham are the places to avoid. These three suffer from the usual type of ****** behaviour that we have come to expect, boy racers Vauxhall Corsa/Subaru Impretzas, drunken kids etc. I visited friends in Wootton Bassett […]
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Redruth
Well, you could say that Redruth is a small mining town in the heart of Cornwall, set around a red river and beaches. But step afoot in the town centre and you will be hit with an influx of 6 toed buck tooth Irish *******, who won’t just take you for everything you have, they’ll […]
