Visit Trowbridge, a place Thomas Cook would describe as “Lively” a world of McDonalds sunday dinners, glass filled scotch eggs, the home of Isaac Pitman ( the inventor of shorthand don’t you know) and view **** wildlife in all its splendour Their natural habitat is the well renowned Snooker Club, see them perform a tribal […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Trowbridge, Wiltshire
Trowbridge is a small town of narrow minded conservatives who think that they are liberals. It is basically in the middle of no-where and thus the residents have to work hard to find entertainment. The majority of residents are ***** (or ‘townies’ as they are sometimes know). Of course, there are some people who are […]
Weston – Super – Mare
Right, Where the hell do i start with Weston Super Mare? ***** and Weston go together like cheese and pickle or Bill and Ben! I truly believe, All the **** royalty live in weston! To be a **** here you must, for the boys, own a hideous car fully kitted up. The car must have […]
Wellington
Wellington is in the Telford area however it seems to be one of the center points for all townies. It’s a rubbish crappy old market town surrounded by poor estates such as the old parts of Leegomery, Hadley and Arelston. The infamous Gassworks Crew can often be found in pubs such as Porters trying to […]
Cheltenham
A place of evil. If you are a **** tourist or a **** bounty hunter. I reccomend you to come to this place. It is famous for it’s beautiful spa’s but to others it is famous for it’s ‘infomous’ Hesters Way. The home to many ***** and ***** alike. Our beautiful town has been poisoned […]
Poole, Dorset
I no a lot of the ***** in poole an I absolutely hate them. I can hardly go in to poole because of them without being on my guard an going into poole on my own is an absolutely crazy idea. because I seemed to upset them by hitting one of there mates (I was […]
PLYMOUTH-JANNERGEDDON!!!!!!
I have had the misfortune to have to live and work in this godforsaken,burberry ********,****** ******** for 12 years now! Where shall I start,I originally come from near manchester which I admit,has a significant **** element.There is only one major difference that truly sets Plymouth apart though..the ***** in Plymouth ARE thick as ****.chavdom for […]
Exeter – The Wild west
Sleepy Devon is a haven for ner’do’wells who have dropped out of the bright lights of Croydon and Stevenage, whilst at the same time having a very strong presence of the local breed of ****, of which there are several sub-breeds (Laners being one of them). and they all have the same rat-like eyes and […]
Swindon
This town, in all rights, should be in the top 10. For it is a town that is pure ****, and what makes things worse is that it doesn’t realise it is ****. The name Swindon literally means “Pig Hill” (from the Anglo-Saxon (Swine Dun). Ironical really. This is a town that was shat straight […]
Warminster, Wiltshire
When me and my friends were about 10 we used to hang around in Warminster because we lived there but soon we realised it was a bit rubbish and went into the surrounding cities like Salisbury and Bath. I think the last time we actually stayed in the town centre for over 3 hours was […]
Bournemouth – In addition
The previous post on Bournemouth, missed out what for me is the new mecca of the local ****** – Castlepoint. This new shopping centre, located adjacent to the Townsend ‘no go area’ contains all the essentials – Two sports shops (alas no JJB), Argos, TK Maxx (for the discerning **** with a penchant for ‘designer’ […]
Bournemouth – A balanced view
The picturesque beaches, exclusive bars and clubs in Bournemouth, make this a town where you would hope that the **** population had been squashed into submission… Nothing could be further from the truth. Although the more socially adept can generally avoid the ******* element, they permeate into the Town Centre on a Friday. Once denied […]
