To be honest, its unbelievable that yate is not already on here. Yate is the ******* dictionary definition of a **** town, they’re taking over the town and there seem to be more and more every day. Every type of **** that exists is here in huge numbers, not to mention the armies of goths, […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Brixham – once such a happy little town…
Brixham (or “Brick’am” as the ****** locals seem to like calling it, or “********” as I call it) is a small fishing town on the South coast of Devon. Now, it may sound idyllic enough but unfortunately the ****** cancer of the big cities is slowly spreading its way down to even the further reaches […]
Ilfracombe Devon
Ilfracombe, known better locally as ILFRASCUM! boy, I can’t believe I left the South East to live in a hole like this. The locals are classically ****** and embrace Chavism withought actually having the intelligence to understand fully what it is. I had though shell suits were no longer available being the naffest of the […]
Gloucester
Gloucester is undoubtedly one of the ********* places I’ve ever had to live. For anyone thinking of visiting, I’ve compiled a list of **** locations and habits, to help you prepare and maybe avoid the worst bits. **** haunts You can find ***** anywhere and everywhere in Gloucester, although they seem to avoid some of […]
Taunton
Taunton is a must for any dedicated **** Spotter. Somerset’s main town should not be mistaken for a cultural hub of shopping/market activity. Delve below the surface and this town is a filthy breeding ground for the Greater Spotted ****. Don’t bother going to the town centre to **** spot (though if you do, Pound […]
Bodmin – Home of the Cornish ****
When you think of Cornwall, you think of lovely scenery, cream teas and perhaps a place to retire to. It was once such a place. Until the ***** appeared. Every evening a convoy of **** cars going around a loop of the town. Bright purple novas and lucid green escorts aplenty, with the garage supplying […]
Newquay
Just imagine you have a picturesque fishing village on top of a dramatic Cornish cliff. How do you oversee its development? Well if you are in Newquay you build loads of drab looking hotels and guest houses, fill the high st with loads of tacky arcades and cheap surf shops and generally make it mega […]
Plymouth (Plymuff)
Yes, Plymouth has been talked about before and yes, most of it is true. ***** are crawling all over the town and making life pretty piss poor for decent people. My story is as follows. A good friend of mine worked at one of the two crematoria located in this fine city. On this day […]
Weston-super-Mare
Once a genteel holiday spot for Victorian bathers taking the sea air, Weston has now sadly succumbed to an unprecedented level of *********. I was born in this town and it almost makes me weep to think of how the invading hoards have dragged it down to their grubby, soulless, monosyllabic level. I don’t know […]
Taunton
Seems Taunton has got more and more ****** as the last 10-15 years has gone. They all seem to shop for clothes in Sports Soccer which has made Donnay the fashion for said ***** round here along with those godawful cheap gold/silver neck chains handily available from Argos. Burger King and McDonalds seem to have […]
Shepton Mallet
Stuck in the middle of nowhere ( or Somerset as it is sometimes known) is a small market town called Shepton Mallet ( affectionately know as **** & Smell It ) . Like every other towns it has it’s own **** community, with the lads in their oversized baggypants trousers, michelin-man like coats, the odd […]
frome – somerset – **** hole
isnt frome’s slogon…..Frome, its a wonderful place…dont be fooled… jesus christ. i only go to frome to get drumming equipment on the odd occasion or maybe even go to the cheese and grain for laugh and what do you see no doubt around every single corner?!…..a ******* **** with his girlfriend whos about 14 with […]
