The worst places to live in South West England
Sherborne… frequently proclaimed an ‘historic abbey town’, there is no detracting from the fact that Sherborne is less than 5 miles away from the **** capital, Yeovil. Access by the A30 is frequented by many a **** in their recently acquired escort XR3i, Astra GSi16v and the odd RS turbo. To the untamed eye, Sherborne […]
Read More… from Sherborne is a quiet peaceful town, but underneath it is a festering wound
welcome to torquay, a nice small town infact one of englands top bay resorts. A nice place to visit for old people on holidays who might latter decide to move here to die! Yet in small towns it just so happens that most people know each other and this is a BIG problem wen it […]
Read More… from Torquay! a small town where all the ***** know each other!
Yeovil, a beautiful, quaint, peaceful town located in Somerset, the South West of England. Right! Often heard of, never visited except by the unfortunate. There was a rumour that noone ever relocates to Yeovil, people only leave, I can see why. Yeovil is a bubble of **** society thriving on its own eco system. ****’s […]
Somerset is known as “the land of the summer sun,” but it rarely seems to shine around this ****-hole. Once the weary traveller has penetrated an array of light-industrial estates so hideous and desperate as to make grown-men weep blood, one arrives in the town centre of Taunton; the county’s first second rate market town. […]
Just had to make everyone aware of the **** spotting oppurtunities available in my home town of Weymouth. If not for the sheer numbers then simply for the variety of the species. They are all here, from the old school townie right upto the modern day chavlets. Here are just some of the most common […]
**** Capital – It’s true – or certainly going that way!!. Yeovil was actually discribed as the fastest growing town in England last year, some more optamistic soles thought these dinamics were due to Westlands, Pittards or the Navy (where ***** grandad probably used to work – but whose son never made the grade and […]
No, I’m not from Sunnydale, but instead from sunny Plymouth. Before I get done under the Trade Descriptions Act, it does actually piss it down most of the time; when it is sunny (pretty rare), those delightful rays are blocked out by a writhing mass of pure ****. Yes, we have ****** in white Nikeys, […]
Poole, Poised on a particularly beautiful peninsula overlooking the Purbecks. Conjuring up a representation of peace and tranquillity to the unknowing. Ostensibly the locale of the rich and famous with the most expensive real estate in the Country. Deep in the heart of Dorset, trouble is brewing. The rich are getting extremely irritated and the […]
Ok so the plymouths **** nation is now in full bloom. Its not hard to blend in with the ***** here but there are a few basic requirements; 1. Knowing common **** language: “gan down warner” (local cinima and bowling complex) “****** lookin at me?!?” “aite bay?” “****** startin a ya?!?” and the all time […]
I consider myself as a bit of an authority on *****, for the simple and embarrassing fact thet I grew up in Luton. A town overrun by the horrible creatures, where you are either with them or against them… Luckily I had enough brains to realise that the townies I was surrounded by looked and […]
This is where I spent the worst holiday of my life June 2004. It is *full to the brim* with ***** and their **** relations. Grannies and Grandads included. Moronic ‘Ingerlaaaaand’ shirt wearing toerags and their wives/girlfriends and various kids from various relationships, in their mini-tart/mini-lout outfits. Lovely. Junk food and Cheap booze everywhere. The […]
I’m very surprised Yeovil has not been added until now! I can only presume that it’s because Yeovil is 96% **** that no one knows of this site. If they have IT skills they are used for bidding on Price-Drop TV websites for tasteful 9ct ‘gold’ chains sold by *the weight* . This is prime […]
