South West - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Bristol

I, come from Stoke Gifford which borders onto Bradley Stoke and Filton. For those who aren’t informed, Bradley Stoke is a fairly new establishment of houses. Just houses and a leisure centre, a few pubs, a tesco (And a tesco express, wow, what a choice) and a load of offices. They went about building approx […]

Salisbury

errrrrr a shyte hole ******** with scavenging ***** often located at Burger King or McDonalds, some seem to find it extremely funny to go to the skatepark in which they will be kicked out for abuse. Seemingly they really do not like me or any of my mates because we are proud greebos, this of […]

Saltash (a cornish haven on the outskirts of plymouth)

Saltash is, i suspose, a suburb of Plymouth, **** capital of the south west, but saltash boasts being on the other side of the river tamar, meaning it has the cheek to call itself cornish. The 3 main **** hangouts are as follows; […]

Plymouth (the janner textbook)

THE JANNER TEXTBOOK Defintion :Someone who is born, raised and lives usually by the seaside. Within Naval Terminology = someone from the west country. But specifically Plymouth. The Definitive Guide To Becoming The Textbook Janner The “Janner Textbook”, your personal guide to becoming the perfect Janner. With the help of this step-by-step guide, you can […]

Dawlish

Dawlish used to be a sleepy little town, lots of ducks and fetes. Some arseholes obviously, every town has their fair (or unfair) share. Something terrible has happened … there has been a mass exodus from places such as Coventry and Newcastle. The pubs are full of ****, the ducks get kicked by **** and […]

Salisbury

Salisbury is a booming **** community. They can be found hunting Goths in the central market place especially when attending the Magistrates Court where they can be found sat on the steps of the Guildhall. ***** in Salisbury are mobile so if you wonder to Sainsburys underground carpark between 5.30pm and midnight you can find […]

Paignton and the tail of Torbay Road

Paignton, a nice tranquil seaside town in the south west of england. The part of england which is ment to be a quiet place for the young and elderly to enjoy a seaside holiday but how can this happen when ner’do’wells plague the area like a disease. By day you may only see the hardcore […]

Quedgeley, Glos – **** dormitory

“To be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life”, is a well-known quotation of debatable provenance. I was born an Englishman, but my winnings were squandered due to having to spend my formative years in a **** hellhole. The word ‘Quedgeley’ sounds like a struggle to extract a mired […]

Taunton – A Rough Choice

A BIT ABOUT THE TOWN OVER THE YEARS I personally live in Taunton, and have done for all my life. And I must admit, over the past 5 years, Taunton is becoming **** City!! When I was young, there was only two nightclubs, Kingstons (now Rileys) and Dellars and there were the good old family […]

Newton Abbot, Devon

A town with highest Novas per **** count in the country. You’ll find them ******* around the standard Spar Shop/GP Stores with that pissed off, Acne stained look of depression that haunts them for the rest of their meaningless existence. Burberry and Von Dutch have only just reached here so its like an explosion of […]

Bransgore (Branswhore) (The gore) (Brains n Gore)

Bransgore is a **** factory, in between Ringwood and Christchurch. Full off ******* and dickheads on peds. Bransgore used to be a nice little farming village before the second world war, but then the americans arrived at the nearby Holmsley Airfield, where they corrupted all the women to start a chain reaction of inter breeding […]

Sonning Common home of mini *****

The small village of Sonning Common, 5 minutes away from Reading Home of the Reading Festival, but during the day and night it is over run with ***** and mini *****. Constantly outside One stop and Somerfield, i use to play a game with my brother as we drove past it was Guess how many […]