Portchy is a small town on the outskirts of Portsmouth in between Fareham which is full of little ***** ***** who think they are hard but when it comes down to it cry to mummy and Paulsgrove which is full of ****** ***** “grovers” who will thieve any car that has 4 wheels and love […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Brentry
Ahh Brentry…one of the gates to Southmead. How does such a small area manage to hold so many *****? Brentry has a mix of private and council houses, the latter usually being occupied by the young mum on benefits and her 3 Rottweilers. Although it is considered to be of higher class than Southmead and […]
Bournemouth, Boscombe
Boscombe high street, slinkys (**** pronounce it slinkees innit!) […]
Newent
Newent has to be included in this website because not only isit the smallest town in here but its not a town of *****, oh no this is much worse its a town of **** wanabees!!! But thats not the best part, i have found out that (through no fault of my own) there is […]
Highbridge – Enter if you dare…
Forgive me if the following description is a little vague for Highbridge is a town that i try not to visit regularly. I live in neighbouring ****** seaside resort, Burnham-on-Sea and find myself frightened to cross the border into Highbridge. Upon walking into Highbridge expect to find yourself almost stepping on used condoms, no doubt […]
Frome – Its a wonderful place (if your a ****)
Well where can I start, Frome A wonderful place as the other reviewers have said, and yes I agree for a ****. The most annoying part is before this Burberry clad redneck half-witted moving human cancer come to life – Frome had something very good…it had a good selection of real bikers on Harleys and […]
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Frimley
Frimly is the basic of all **** hangouts but i realised the town was not on here so i had to add it! It might not be an upmarket “bling” **** hangout but its got the essentials, if u will. […]
torquay
hello fellow **** bashers, i am aware that a report has already been filed on Torquay, however i feel the intensity of chavness is so high it deserved another. It immedieatley occured to me upon arrival in the glorified hell hole of devon known as Torquay,not unalike skegness, that there was a townie rule of […]
Bournemouth
Well Bournemouth is probably relatively safe, so long as you only visit in daylight, and know where to hang-out; but get it wrong and you can end up in serious trouble. There are many suburbs of Bournemouth and this article doesn’t cover these regions, I’m talking solely about the central area. The first place to […]
Plymouth (A tourists opinion)
We were driving down to Cornwall for a surfing weekend and made the bad decision of stopping at Plymouth for abit of shopping and a bite to eat to break the journey up abit. We soon realised why Plymouth is well known for being one of the UK’s most poorest cities. Every step we took […]
Tavistock (leading the way in the fight)
I come from the sunny town of Tavistock (known as Tavi by the locals) in Devon having read lots of the posts on this site I have come to the conclusion that my hometown is truly unique, and I shall tell you why. A few years ago we had a lot of ner-do-wells come to […]
Yeovil
Decrepit industrial town with a genuine trailer park. **** spotting is not a challege when the high street is adorned with a wilkinsons, cash-convertors, QS, it truly is the tesco blue-stripe town of the south west… […]
