It may come as a surprise to some people, but I can write, operate a computer and I’m from Newquay. I’m kind of used to hearing people whine and ***** about how Newquay’s gone down hill, and that’s just from the rest of Cornwall. Let alone disappointed tourists. So imagine my delight of returning home […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Weston-super-Mare, A Seaside ‘holiday town’ hellhole
Seaside ‘holiday town’ hellhole. Favourite hangouts include the seafront, the pier and the abundance of huge amusement arcades (especially the one at the end of the pier). My God! I knew that Weston was a town that had to be seen for its *********, and oh boy, was I scared! This is a place ruled […]
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Analysis of the Yeovil **** population
Yeovil is over-run with *****. I would say the percentage is 70% ****, 25% Mattilow (Due to Yeovilton) and the other 5% being the normal people who have to walk through Middle Street with their heads bowed to avoid confrontation if male and being ‘holla’d @’ if you’re female. Another thing to be cautious of […]
Twickenham
Safe brerWoolworths, Maccy D’s, free contraceptive clinics, middle class people to rob **** me sideways, its Twickenham Indeed, Twickenham is daily set upon by mongrels with 15 kids in tow, looking for a big mac, a fight and a shag. Famous for its rugby stadium and countless pubs, central Twickenham is wall to wall **** […]
Newton Abbot
Well well well….what can i say?!?! i have lived in and around newton abbot for most of my life, something which I am most certainly NOT proud of. Although it does have its good points, such as it makes any holiday you go on so much better as you’re so glad to get out of […]
Exmuff (Exmouth to non-*****)
Delightful seaside town with a nasty ‘jekyll & hyde’ personality, seasonally dependant on hordes of grimy **** brummies and other northern undesirables who swarm in their vans and crewcab pickups down the M5 and clog up the nearest golden sandy Devon beach to the bloated crusty pile that is Middle ChavLand. […]
Bridgwater
Having spent the latter part of my youth growing up in Bridgwater you can forgive me for my spelling mistakes, having been to Blake, I was poorly educated. ***** are a recent phenomena (ok Pandemic) and is truly a reflection of conformist culture. The death of Rave culture (the last true youth rebellion) and the […]
Martock – The dumping ground for *****
Martock you may or may not have heard of it. Just be glad that you don’t live there. This place has to be the Chavest place ever. You have very little to do except go round in **** cars (i.e. the chavall nova). Martock is where all ***** live happily in tired council houses and […]
Torpoint
Ere yer conts anat. Torpoint is the most fockin mentoe part of Plimuff there is anat. Apart from it isn’t actually in Plimuff. Torpoint has the highest rate of teenage pregancy in the UK, a naval base (focksaplenty for the bords anat, innit?) otherwise the genepool is pretty much stagnant, some of the ****** locals […]
Tewkesbury
Typical Friday night in Tewkesbury Town, The night starts at around seven o’clock when the ********* have greased back their hair as tight as possible, put on their huge gold looped earings and have told mum to tuck their kids into bed. Their male counterparts put on their best clay coloured rockports, fake bling and […]
Bideford
I wouldnt vote this the most chaviest town, but this is where all rejected ***** move. Bideford has the highest population of “**** wannabe’s” as most of the population of bideford has not stepped foot off of their front doorstep. Most people have addopted the **** regime as highly popular, and a way to make […]
Purbrook – need i say any more……
Yonder Portsdown hill lies a quiete little sub-urban area known as Purbrook. Tis a peaceful and lovely area which is mosltly populated by old people who drive sensible cars and families who respect the communities….but there’s always a few. If you take a nice long hard look at the place you will start to notice […]
