**** Nirvana – Where everybody will be your “Luuuuvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” Staple Hill/Kingswood. OK so imagine that you are the product of **********. Not only this but as a child you were repeatedly dropped on your head from the 40th floor of the local council flats. Also picture coming down off a 78 hour drug fuelled binge, […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Cinderford
This place is the **** of the universe. The Forest of Dean is a **** region anyway, and this is its ********. Filled with ****** morons in their 3 stripes, I had the misfortune of spending 5 years of my life there. From thieving at the co-op to beating up anybody who’s “not from round […]
Barnstaple – A **** Tiffany Chain Reaction
Having read the article on Ilfracombe, South Molton and Minehead I found it hard to belive that Barnstaple had no listing of its own. A couple of mentions in other stories but no rant of its own! This I had to change… Now to set the scene, Barnstaple is a **** hole. There is **** […]
Gillingham (Dorset)
The ****’s are a little upmarket round here, shoplifting in Waitrose, drinking wine instead of beer but you can hear them pile out of Legends on a Saturday night into their Peugeot 206s with the lary kits and the 12 yr old girls in tow… Yep, that is the “****” in Gillingham, during school lunch […]
Bretonside Plymouth
Has anyone noticed that there seems to be increasing numbers of Janners ******* out at Bretonside? (Plymouth’s bus station) ….. They all seem to congregate down there especially on Friday and Saturday nights. There are also some homeless janners that tend to hang out down there drinking their cheap cider that they’ve nicked from “Coop” […]
Torquay
If you fancy watching ***** fight any night of the week, I can recommend no better place than Torquay for quality solid wall to wall no-holds-barred duking it out guaranteed non-stop nightly action. It’s also the place to go for 24/7 street vomiting and urination, police abuse and hearing the phrase “are you looking at […]
Boscombe & Southbourne in Bournemouth, my advice is stay away!
Boscombe Not quite a council estate, Boscombe was once a nice seaside town until everyone went away for their holidays and Boscombe became rough. Palmerston Road is for the ***********, and druggies live in Pokesdowne, for the discerning, there’s MaccyD’s, Poundland, Wilkinson’s and many antique shops in Pokesdowne. I am from Parkstone in neighbouring Poole. […]
Read More… from Boscombe & Southbourne in Bournemouth, my advice is stay away!
Wimborne
Wimborne- a quiet small town for the good old hard people…HARDLY!! Every saturday night the ****’s come out from their little hiding places and fill the little town. The oh so not desirable skivs are dressed in their usual trakie/shell suits along with the classic fake burberry hats as they can’t afford the real McCoy. […]
Cinderford
Cinderford must be one of the shittiest towns ever. If you have ever had the displeasure of visiting the ****** hole then you will know what I mean. From the top of Belle Vue to the bottom of town it is full of ****. The main haunts for the chavsters include The Co-op car park, […]
Yeovil
I left Somerset at 18 to go to Reading to uni and have since graduated and returned to pay off my overdraft. In all fairness, Yeovil pales in comparison to Reading which offers ***** from all walks of life – spotty, greasy white ones, skinny rude-boy black ones, even skinnier, greasier asian ones. I don’t […]
Newquay
Ahh Newquay, the ultimate **** experiance. No townie worth his fake burberry untill he’s visited this hot bed of spied activity. The streets are lined with old nova’s and the beaches and hotels are packed with *****. But it wasnt always that way. Just a few years ago i went down to cornwall for the […]
dursley
Where to find ***** in dursley..or where to avoid ***** when they are in their ‘possies’. There are many places in Dursley..a big hit for the younger generation is Kwik-Save. They hang around in their crews of 20-50 waiting for one of there middle aged **** of a mothers to come and by them a […]
