Poole- The So called Beautiful Place! (Not)! Here is an insight to a day and Night in Poole, for those that have cars you are always held up by bling ***** that think its cool to drive like knobs and for those that dont then you have to use the Chavtransporter-(The Bus) which i hate […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Sunny, Sunny Bournemouth, it’s more like crappy, crappy Bournemouth
Basically it’s not your typical council tower blocks kinda place. when everyone thinks of Bournemouth they think Sunny Sunny Bournemouth, its more like crappy crappy Bournemouth. When you’ve lived there for 16yrs of your life the pleasentness would of worn off years ago. You get to know about the rough areas such as Kinson, Winton, […]
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Totnes
On a friday night, if you dont look like a ****, you are most certainly an enemy! You will recieve those childish comments, such as ‘wat u looking at?’ or ‘wanna picture’ or ‘god your so lame’. No you stupid *****. your lame! Do they actually know wat they look like? Its so funny,they hang […]
Newquay
Not my home town (Yeovil is covered elsewhere!) but the mecca for ***** on holiday where I had the fortune (or misfortune) to work in all summer! Newquay is well known for being a centre for ***** on tour. I mean the whole town thrives on the money they all bring in. There aren’t actually […]
Okehampton
Passing through Okehampton during the day, in a car, you could be forgiven for thinking that this was a normal market town on the edge of Dartmoor. You would be very, very wrong. Okehampton is a town truly rotten to the core. Okehampton is often over looked by the outside world due to it’s location […]
callington the crack den
Callington it seems unlike alot of towns i have been reading about as aposed to being blessed with the mouthy larey ****/swilly/scallys, thats only the start of the ***** education here infact i would go as far as to say thats what the 6 year olds are doing. no our town is infected with a […]
Cheltenham once again
The very fact that I am obliged to register in this website and write about Britain’s chavscape is proof enough that the outbreak of chavviness is truly an epidemic. Most extroadinary is that I no longer live in the UK, plying my trade in China, and yet am driven to put fingers to keyboard in […]
Bodmin. Home of the crazy frog ****.
Placed on the edge of a moor, Bodmin has the distinction of being the single most miserable place in all of Cornwall. This tiny town nestles in a valley and is home to a large mental institution and an old prison famous for the highest prison wall ever built. It also has some of the […]
Torquay
Oh wonderful Torbay with its oppresive culture of under-achievement. Paignton town centre is the place to be not only do you have the local ***** but a selection of cosmopolitan townies from all over the country. Many come from other benefit claiming authorities duresdiction to be passed the buck on Torbay from mostly it seems […]
Cheltenham enormous long rant
I am told (unreliably) that the word ‘****’ stands for ‘cheltenham average’. I have no idea how true that is, and I suspect that the true reason will be lost in the mists of time… well, who cares after all? But please read on… what follows is a stream of consciousness, so get yourself a […]
saltash
well the ***** in saltash hav all now mostly moved to the new housing estate call pillmere and re-named by people like me swillmere. the younger ***** hang around in the new parks that have been made tryin to act all hard by standing there in gangs of 10 and if you and some freinds […]
YOB Vil….Otherwse Known as Yeovil
Hi, I am a Sixteen Year old girl who works in a local Chinese which is located in the middle of Yeovil. I have Just left Westfield school and am now dreading having to attend The yeovil college….OH god!! I am dreading this for the following reasons… ****’s are now officially allowed to chain smoke […]
