Bath is a small city in Somerset that tourists from all over the world visit to see the Roman Baths and Georgian Architecture. They are lucky because they only visit for a day – some people have to live here, which I did for 7 years. It is full of some of the most unfriendly […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Calne – the toilet town
How to begin about Calne – ah yes, the only good thing about the place is the way out. If you are a resident of calne, your either one of the commuters or you are built into the fabric. It is truly the only place where people move house down the ******* street! The average […]
Chippenham (Chip’ numb) is a dump
Chippenham is a small market town in Wiltshire, 15 miles East of Bath. I was living happily in Bath until my landlord decided to sell the house. My friends came to the rescue – or so I thought. They had bought their 1st house 8 months previously in Chippenham (they couldn’t afford a house in […]
Swindon – at school
Swindon, maybe the ********* place on earth. Where the sky is a constant grey, and you just can’t escape the nike tracksuits or the addidas trainers. And at school, its all the same. Just to prove how sad these ***** are, they do exactly like one and other, the p.e. changing room reaks of lynx […]
Taunton
Did you hear the one about the one legged ****…?
If you’re unlucky enough to know who i’m talking about here, then you truly know Northampton. There was a young gentleman **** who used to regularly "roll" through the ‘ton. He would roll because he had only one leg. Now I do not see this in itself as a point of ridicule, i do however find it as funny […]
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Marldon
Marldon the small village that connects torbay together in this small village there is an access to totnes(not so ******) torquay(oh ******* hell!) and paignton(way to close to the emo’s) in this village there is the infamous marldon massive you know the 4’3 ***** that say init and tag swings and break telephone boxes haha […]
Tamerton Foliot, quant village in Plymouth with a growing problem
Tamerton Foliot is a small village near two of the chaviest areas in Plymouth; Southway and Whitleigh. Unfortunatetly as the *********** grows around it, it has started growing into it. I have lived there for about 7 to 8 years, and i remember the days when i used to be able to walk up to […]
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Minehead – **** resort par excellence
Minehead on the West Scumerset coast, home of Butlins…need I say more? The dreary seafront and second rate bars and pubs contain a heady mix of imported holidaying cash strapped ***** – usually arriving with fat-family in tow and local homegrown small town **** with a few rural village ****’s thrown in to the melting […]
Chard: The town where the garbage men make deliveries
I might only be a tractor driver but I got a computer in me cab now, so I thought I would tell you about my local town. Chard used to be a right good old place. You could ‘ave a proper night out for a fiver at the rugby club and then get yer end away […]
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I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe
I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe on a Thursday. It seems to attract the ****-Parents who have collected their social and decided to have a Maccy d’s for a treat. Maccy d’s was full of fathers and mothers with their snot faced kids in a second-hand push chair. One father had black-finger nails and loose […]
Trowbridge – the root of all evil!
If someone ever advises you that trowbridge is lovely, nice or even bearable, they are lying, they do not like you, and they want you to suffer. Trowbridge is geographically pretty accessible to many places such as Birmingham, Cardiff and London, although it may as well be on a desert island, as born and bread […]