Tewkesbury, sounds posher than it is.

Is Tewkesbury a nice place to live or is Tewkesbury rough?

Just off Junction 9 of the M5 is the beautiful town of Tewkesbury. Well least it would be beautiful if The Tewkesbury folk didn’t live there! I have been down here for 6 years now and after moving from a ****** town in Leicestershire i believed my standards had gone up. Looking round on my […]

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Portishead, on the muddy shores of the Severn Estuary

Is Portishead a nice place to live or is Portishead rough?

Portishead. A band, but also a place with a rather unique and confused bunch of inhabitants. A bit of geography. Portishead is eight miles west of Bristol, on the muddy shores of the Severn Estuary. Pose yourself a question. What kind of house – and householder – would you expect to find next door to a grizzly coal […]

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Wadebridge – The Poor man’s Padstow

Is Wadebridge a nice place to live or is Wadebridge rough?

If you have ever payed a visit to North Cornwall then the chances are you have stopped in a town called Wadebridge. Situated roughly about 8 miles or so from it’s closest enemy Padstow (a name which when mentioned around Wadebridge is usually accompanied by a spit on the ground) Wadebridge boasts several shops from […]

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Yeovil, neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere

Is Yeovil a nice place to live or is Yeovil rough?

Right then, where to begin. By being neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere so we get the **** from the outlying villages rolling in (Stoke, Martock, Tintinhull, im looking at you all) and by being a town where all there is to do is grow old and by cheap cider, its  a perfect […]

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Crediton- Devon

I cannot believe that this sorry excuse of a town hasn’t been mentioned on here already.  With a population of around 7,000 people its no wonder they turn to a life of chavism! The town is on the outskirts of Exeter, its made up of wannabe ***** and *********. everyone sleeps with everyone, the women […]

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Wootton Bassett – 99.9% ner’do’wells

Is Wootton Bassett a nice place to live or is Wootton Bassett rough?

Oh dear, I’ve lived in Wootton Bassett for donkey’s years now. I grew up in a peaceful neighborhood, went to good schools, made lots of friends. But children grow up don’t they? My first day at secondary school was the scariest day of my school years. I was starting the year not knowing what the […]

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