Just off Junction 9 of the M5 is the beautiful town of Tewkesbury. Well least it would be beautiful if The Tewkesbury folk didn’t live there! I have been down here for 6 years now and after moving from a ****** town in Leicestershire i believed my standards had gone up. Looking round on my […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Portishead, on the muddy shores of the Severn Estuary
Portishead. A band, but also a place with a rather unique and confused bunch of inhabitants. A bit of geography. Portishead is eight miles west of Bristol, on the muddy shores of the Severn Estuary. Pose yourself a question. What kind of house – and householder – would you expect to find next door to a grizzly coal […]
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Wadebridge – The Poor man’s Padstow
If you have ever payed a visit to North Cornwall then the chances are you have stopped in a town called Wadebridge. Situated roughly about 8 miles or so from it’s closest enemy Padstow (a name which when mentioned around Wadebridge is usually accompanied by a spit on the ground) Wadebridge boasts several shops from […]
Yeovil, neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere
Right then, where to begin. By being neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere so we get the **** from the outlying villages rolling in (Stoke, Martock, Tintinhull, im looking at you all) and by being a town where all there is to do is grow old and by cheap cider, its a perfect […]
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Swindon – Chavistani’s
Swindon has continued it’s decline as the ****-pit of England, most notably thanks to Swindon Borough council, who have accelerated **** breeding with their countless hair-brained schemes. The most obvious being the town centre, or what locals refer to as ‘pound-land’. Anyway, enough about that. The reason for this post is the farcical rise of a […]
Twerton, Bath (Loxton Drive)
Real view of Twerton in Bath. Specifically, Loxton Drive. […]
Crediton- Devon
I cannot believe that this sorry excuse of a town hasn’t been mentioned on here already. With a population of around 7,000 people its no wonder they turn to a life of chavism! The town is on the outskirts of Exeter, its made up of wannabe ***** and *********. everyone sleeps with everyone, the women […]
Lydney
What a ********! […]
Nailsea, Bristol
You will only know Nailsea if you have lived in or near there. I have lived in the village next door to it for ten years. It is a hellhole. It is **********, grey and the people are just disgusting. All thats there is a new look, a SOMERFIELD and a superdrug and oh yes, […]
Swindon – Yes Another one!
Swindon, Ok so it might not be the worlds worst hell hole, but you’re sure to find the words “wanna say that to my face” littered around here. Cockey little tw*ts march around schools pretending to be black – One of my friends is of Jamaican orogin, I don’t here him calling me his blud. […]
Wootton Bassett – 99.9% ner’do’wells
Oh dear, I’ve lived in Wootton Bassett for donkey’s years now. I grew up in a peaceful neighborhood, went to good schools, made lots of friends. But children grow up don’t they? My first day at secondary school was the scariest day of my school years. I was starting the year not knowing what the […]
Kingswood – nouveau riche **** central
Is it me or is Kingswood in Surrey becoming more and more Chavtastic in the nouveau riche sense of the word. Local habits include driving 4×4 when never going off road, ornamental front gardens and fake pillars, plus goldy look chains. I understand the area is home for a few South London criminals made good. […]