If you fancy watching ***** fight any night of the week, I can recommend no better place than Torquay for quality solid wall to wall no-holds-barred duking it out guaranteed non-stop nightly action. It’s also the place to go for 24/7 street vomiting and urination, police abuse and hearing the phrase “are you looking at […]
Category: Devon
The worst places to live in Devon
Newton Abbot
Well well well….what can i say?!?! i have lived in and around newton abbot for most of my life, something which I am most certainly NOT proud of. Although it does have its good points, such as it makes any holiday you go on so much better as you’re so glad to get out of […]
Exmuff (Exmouth to non-*****)
Delightful seaside town with a nasty ‘jekyll & hyde’ personality, seasonally dependant on hordes of grimy **** brummies and other northern undesirables who swarm in their vans and crewcab pickups down the M5 and clog up the nearest golden sandy Devon beach to the bloated crusty pile that is Middle ChavLand. […]
Bideford
I wouldnt vote this the most chaviest town, but this is where all rejected ***** move. Bideford has the highest population of “**** wannabe’s” as most of the population of bideford has not stepped foot off of their front doorstep. Most people have addopted the **** regime as highly popular, and a way to make […]
torquay
hello fellow **** bashers, i am aware that a report has already been filed on Torquay, however i feel the intensity of chavness is so high it deserved another. It immedieatley occured to me upon arrival in the glorified hell hole of devon known as Torquay,not unalike skegness, that there was a townie rule of […]
Plymouth (A tourists opinion)
We were driving down to Cornwall for a surfing weekend and made the bad decision of stopping at Plymouth for abit of shopping and a bite to eat to break the journey up abit. We soon realised why Plymouth is well known for being one of the UK’s most poorest cities. Every step we took […]
Tavistock (leading the way in the fight)
I come from the sunny town of Tavistock (known as Tavi by the locals) in Devon having read lots of the posts on this site I have come to the conclusion that my hometown is truly unique, and I shall tell you why. A few years ago we had a lot of ner-do-wells come to […]
Saltash (a cornish haven on the outskirts of plymouth)
Saltash is, i suspose, a suburb of Plymouth, **** capital of the south west, but saltash boasts being on the other side of the river tamar, meaning it has the cheek to call itself cornish. The 3 main **** hangouts are as follows; […]
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Plymouth (the janner textbook)
THE JANNER TEXTBOOK Defintion :Someone who is born, raised and lives usually by the seaside. Within Naval Terminology = someone from the west country. But specifically Plymouth. The Definitive Guide To Becoming The Textbook Janner The “Janner Textbook”, your personal guide to becoming the perfect Janner. With the help of this step-by-step guide, you can […]
Dawlish
Dawlish used to be a sleepy little town, lots of ducks and fetes. Some arseholes obviously, every town has their fair (or unfair) share. Something terrible has happened … there has been a mass exodus from places such as Coventry and Newcastle. The pubs are full of ****, the ducks get kicked by **** and […]
Paignton and the tail of Torbay Road
Paignton, a nice tranquil seaside town in the south west of england. The part of england which is ment to be a quiet place for the young and elderly to enjoy a seaside holiday but how can this happen when ner’do’wells plague the area like a disease. By day you may only see the hardcore […]
Newton Abbot, Devon
A town with highest Novas per **** count in the country. You’ll find them ******* around the standard Spar Shop/GP Stores with that pissed off, Acne stained look of depression that haunts them for the rest of their meaningless existence. Burberry and Von Dutch have only just reached here so its like an explosion of […]
