Recently, the goths who for abour 17 years, had occupied the area known as the sundial, were despursed from that area due to the new civic police, who said that they scared old women, SO with this new territory available, the ***** siesed it for themselves, now, no-one can walk by the area without being […]
Category: Devon
The worst places to live in Devon
Plymouth
I was born and raised in Plymouth during the 80’s. Up until about 8 years old my childhood was an innocent one, making new friends, riding my bike, playing football, the usual things you’d expect of any normal upbringing. Interestingly things in Plymouth never stay innocent for long, it’s almost ironic that ‘Freedom Fields’ hospital […]
Plymouth and the poor suffering locals
Right this is my first entry so i make no appologies for any mistakes! My questions are….1) what did I (or any other decent human) do to deserve an influx of *****?!?! 2) why are they so god-damn stupid?!?! You can hardly walk throught the town centre (famous for its concrete facade and utter shityness) […]
Totnes
On a friday night, if you dont look like a ****, you are most certainly an enemy! You will recieve those childish comments, such as ‘wat u looking at?’ or ‘wanna picture’ or ‘god your so lame’. No you stupid *****. your lame! Do they actually know wat they look like? Its so funny,they hang […]
Okehampton
Passing through Okehampton during the day, in a car, you could be forgiven for thinking that this was a normal market town on the edge of Dartmoor. You would be very, very wrong. Okehampton is a town truly rotten to the core. Okehampton is often over looked by the outside world due to it’s location […]
Torquay
Oh wonderful Torbay with its oppresive culture of under-achievement. Paignton town centre is the place to be not only do you have the local ***** but a selection of cosmopolitan townies from all over the country. Many come from other benefit claiming authorities duresdiction to be passed the buck on Torbay from mostly it seems […]
Plymouth, the antithesis of hope and glory
Plymouth is a seaside city unlike any other because only when you get to the sea is there any seaside vibe, every other seaside town/city in the UK (with the possible exception of Portsmouth) when you enter everything seems bright well maintained and cheerful but not here, here you enter into a grim grey area […]
Torquay
Welcolme To Torquay- The Resort of **** Culture. Torquay is the home of the 24hr **** lifestyle. Out of the ghettos of Hele village, Chelston and Ellacombe arise the unqustionable **** of the Torquay ****. A usual week day for a Torquay **** usually invovles scoring some of the most dirty plastic-******** shoe polish ridden […]
Newton Abbot
The **** end of nowhere, where pensioners go to die and ***** go to procreate. A night out in Newton is not to be missed if you are a fan of recreational slumming. Why not try out the Market House on a Friday night, join in the karaoke and bask in the poverty but watch […]
Honiton
Ah Honiton. Well there is two opinions of Honiton . The first is that Honiton is a splendid market town which is renowned for making lace and pottery with an energetic night life. There’s never adull moment in Honiton. And there is the other opinion. Honiton is the biggest **** hole in the south west […]
Barnstaple – A **** Tiffany Chain Reaction
Having read the article on Ilfracombe, South Molton and Minehead I found it hard to belive that Barnstaple had no listing of its own. A couple of mentions in other stories but no rant of its own! This I had to change… Now to set the scene, Barnstaple is a **** hole. There is **** […]
Bretonside Plymouth
Has anyone noticed that there seems to be increasing numbers of Janners ******* out at Bretonside? (Plymouth’s bus station) ….. They all seem to congregate down there especially on Friday and Saturday nights. There are also some homeless janners that tend to hang out down there drinking their cheap cider that they’ve nicked from “Coop” […]
