A good lancing is what the *********** of ***** in this place deserve. With the exception of the northern parts of Lancing, this is a mecca for *****. Think 13 year old single mothers with accents that would seem coarse in Romford. Think groups of kids in Reebok Classics and baseball caps booting footballs at […]
Category: West Sussex
The worst places to live in West Sussex
Crawley, West Sussex (as if there’s another…)
OK, someone asked me on a list a few days back why I hated living in Crawley, so I thought I’d publish it here: After putting up with them for years, I’m making a stand against “townies”* and their apathy, I’ll start next month sometime, probably… :p It’s a subject that’s close to my heart, […]
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Crawley
I was relieved to see that this southern gem (affectionately referred to as “the armpit of the south”) was not overlooked by your site, but am perplexed as to why the person writing the article would neglect to mention the accolades Crawley has gained. While most ***** consider a fight to be anything ranging from […]
Chichester
More often known as ‘Shitchester’, this has to be one of the weirdest places to live. Here the ***** sometimes speak with plums in their mouths but still get their leggings, sportsgear etc at hargreaves sports. They like to pick on anyone with an education, who wasn’t born in the town, or who is not […]
Crawley
Well let me tell you that in Crawley there must be something in the air, every pushchair you see has its own underaged muva attatched. Its like the newest accessory, as well as those ugly ***** looking things round their necks. What the hell! Those cheap clown things, now who on earth would honestly want […]
Bognor Regis
Unfortunatly I live 3 miles away from this ultimate **** town. If anyone has ever been here then I pity your poor chavness. If you live here….lol. Being the home of the best **** holiday destination- Butlins Bognor, it attracts not only local Bognorians, but ***** from afar wanting the “full ***** **** holiday experience.” […]
Littlehampton/ LA
I couldnt agree more with theother LA message; I went to LA school a few years ago and even now, so one has changed. Ford market is like a ritual on a Sunday morning, they go tooled up with their ‘**** Royalty’ size earings, fake burberrys/ louis vuittons and a brat/ mini **** in tow. […]
Worthing
Littlehamptons big brother- Worthing. A town so steeped in right wing chavism that when the Arts World requested a statue of Oscar Wilde (he wrote many plays here) in the town centre- the authorities said no- a gay man in a **** town would be just too much for the locals. The town is a […]
Littlehampton
Any one who has got within two miles of this South Coast mistake will have noticed how the car drivers get younger, their stereos louder, and their ability to smoke weed; listen to ‘banging’ house toooons; swear at passing motorists; and wear mail order clothes all at the same time. You can enter the town […]
Crawley
Original Submission by Aaron I think crawley in sussex is the chaviest town in the uk because whenever you go there all you can see is white trainers burberry caps, ugly ***** munters. It seems you cant turn around without seeing a ***** with nothing better to do but sit around, smoking, drinking, laughing with […]
