Arundel – Land of ***** and Pensioners

Is Arundel a nice place to live or is Arundel rough?

I decided to take a short day trip outside of London and determined that a nice day could be spent exploring the town of Arundel with its historic castle and wild foul sanctuary.  Little did I know, but this sleepy hamlet is prime **** territory! Since the castle (and its grounds) was closed on Saturday, […]

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Chichester, the most superficial and snobbish town in Britain?

Is Chichester a nice place to live or is Chichester rough?

The most shallow, snobbish and superficial people in Britain live in dumps like Chichester on the South Coast, a place indescribably bad. Elsewhere in the UK the people are real, genuine  people and there are still independent shops. Chichester is just a dump full of chain shops and snobbish, arrogant, shallow idiots who are so far […]

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Crawley

Crawley is an open-air kickboxing ring that has no rules, no referee, no taste, no ropes, and that spans over a few miles. Anyone can get involved; girls, boys, young, old, drug addled or pissed, it really doesn’t matter. It is mainly populated by council houses which spit out children onto the street (into the […]

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Selsey, a forgotten backwater town at the end of the line (literally)

Is Selsey. West Sussex a nice place to live or is Selsey. West Sussex rough?

Selsey, a forgotten backwater town at the end of the line (literally) nestling on the English Channel. A hellhole of no prospects, poor education, no economy, filled with feral burberry-clad losers of all ages, either outside the convenience stores and off-licences (under 18) or in one of the “locals only” pubs (see The Slaughtered Lamb […]

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Littlehampton

MANKIEST PEEPS WALKING THE PLANET!!!! Brought up in highfields argggggghhhhh, blame my so called dad for that. One of the local pissheads. Spends his days with the local cider swilling bench crew, fighting with each other in the middle of the town center and yes during the middle of the day, thank god these **** […]

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Crawley

Lived there for 26 years and I dont know, but….. Was a bit perturbed to hear about how bad the old homestead had become, so decided to take a trip back, after nearly fifteen years away, to see if the reports here were true. Got off at Three Bridges Station and strolled over to The […]

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Worthing

Worthing, west sussex. **** central. i live in worthing and have done all my life. i have had to cope with these people for the last 18 years. ***** seem to think that having fun is ******* around McDonalds on a friday or saturday night, drinking white lightning and smirnoff ice. ha ha ha. they […]

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worthing

a disgusting viale dirty town where all the **** **** bags live terrifiing never ever go there i live there and im telliing you it is horrible im 11 and go to a respectible school called the vale which is in findon but the most disgraceful schools are durington high and worthing high drugs and […]

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Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis, ah yes Bognor Regis. If ever there was a town that deserved the reputation for being the chaviest town in Britain, Bognor should and would be it. Bognor like many other towns has your average *****, young and old…. the young ones who hang outside the local Spar poncing anything they can or […]

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