Crawley vs Croydon vs Sutton

Is Crawley a nice place to live or is Crawley rough?

I haven’t lived here long in Crawley, but from what I hear it is ‘rough’. I have so far yet to witness this, but that’s due to the fact I used to live in both Croydon and Sutton so my idea of rough is a bit different. For example, I hardly ever hear sirens in […]

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Horsham, overrated, overpriced, up-its-**** boring, bland sh*thole

Is Horsham a nice place to live or is Horsham rough?

Horsham. So far up its own ahole. All the same **** behaviour as Crawley but with more so called middle class kids also being wannabes. Horsham Park looks like a battlefield every morning after a half decent warm summer day. Dirty peasants. Lots of council estate kids (Roffey, Horsham’s answer to Crawley’s Bewbush) and middle […]

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Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide

Is Bognor Regis a nice place to live or is Bognor Regis rough?

They should rename this town Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket. Awards should go to all the councillors, past and present, who knocked down all the buildings of character and replaced them by ubiquitous blocks of seaside apartments. Some bright spark in the 70’s also got rid of the sandy beaches, […]

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Wick, Littlehampton, the hole of the south

Is Wick a nice place to live or is Wick rough?

Well where do i start, having lived in wick for 17 years of my life, I was finally glad when i moved from this god forsaken place. I shall start with the flats at the top of Clun Road. There is literally a druggy or/and alcoholic in 1 of ever 2 houses and the amount […]

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Crawley is like looking what the cat coughed up and pissed all over

Is Crawley a nice place to live or is Crawley rough?

Cesspit, ********, cat-sick-slobber – there are many names for Crawley. Some call it the Armpit of the South, I’d go further than that. I’d say it’s the infected spot in the Armpit of the South. My two friends and I were so pleased when we discovered that Crawley had not been missed off the list […]

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Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd

Is Bognor Regis a nice place to live or is Bognor Regis rough?

Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]

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Chichester, the haven of *****, fakes and shallow *******!

Is Chichester a nice place to live or is Chichester rough?

Read this rubbish penned on this ‘word on the street’ about Chichester. It’s an estate agents’ site and they won’t print my truthful account of life in Chichester… not surprising, since it is at variance with the image they like to project. … Safe, with easy connections to London. South Downs and Goodwood 2 miles […]

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