this place is a ******* dump, occupied by rich ***** ***** who aint got time for it unless its covered in labels or costs the earth. (e.g) i saw a kid the other day in £60 d&g jelly shoes, she was about 4 years old, now thats ******* ****!!!!!!!!! Home to famous faces like, Anne […]
Category: Surrey
The wort places to live in Surrey
Camberley and surrounding Chavlets
Camberley is no longer a Conservative heart land it is now a **** heart land too. Although if you looked on a map and found Camberley you would find it situated in the affluent county of Surrey. Don’t be deceived, Camberley is in prime location of **** strong holds. To the North East is the […]
Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes
Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes. Sterilising the population of redhill has always been on my mind, but I’m sure the crafty buggers would find a way round it. These little ******* could get a brick pregnant! This kind of fertility should have not been wasted on the filth that reside in […]
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Godalming
Godalming is a gathering place for the local ****** who either pub crawl or booze it up on the streets. ***** wander godalming iching for a fight, hunting down the easiest target. They hurl abuse across Godalming in hope it will spark a fight. At the end of the evening they pick up a fellow […]
Horley (Court Lodge Estate)
Horley in Surrey could be a relatively decent place but the proximity of the Court Lodge Estate has ruined it and made the pedestrian precinct virtually a no-go zone at night. ********* occupy the benches by sitting on top of the back-rest and this gives a remarkable view of the cheap thongs they wear. The […]
Redhill
Thanks to the rouch Council estates that surround that hell-hole they call Redhill it is a paradise for ****-watching. In particular underneath the Library/Theatre at weekends. ***** gather there in full regalia – lots of cheap Bling, girls with hair scraped back and put into a bun or scrunchy, short jogging pants and white trainers […]
Camberley
A particularly unpleasant place to visit on a wet day during the mid-Easter hols, the day I went was sprawling with *****. Being a resident of Crowthorne, recently polled as the ‘second happiest place to live in the UK’ and substantially ****-free, it is surprising that Camberley is only a twenty-five minute bus journey away […]
Redhill aka Nedhill
I’ve lived here all my life and can’t wait to leave. But seeing as I’m only 13 i’m pretty much screwed. I go to school unlike most of the ***** in my town but still manage to get abuse shouted at me like “goth” dirty grunge” or “look mate it’s Kelly Osbourne” and all I […]
Effingham- Guildford’s ****
This place you may not have heard of, and good reason. It sucks! This is partly because there is nothing to do there, but mainly due to ******* and *****. Two murders have occoured in the infamous Dirtham lane since 2004, one by ******* in february 2005 and the other by ***** in july 2004. […]
Leatherhead
Seriously.. Compared to alot of ***** these take the complete biscuit of Chavtastic, greasy free living.. Maybe becuase there has to be a Ying and Yang in the world, and Ying being Metallers,Grungers,Skaters, (no Emos thankfully) and a few Gothic’s and the Yang being . There is actaully no black people in leatherhead.. (From what […]
Redhill-I hate it
It’s been a couple of months since anyone’s done this place. I’ve been working here for 2 and a bit years. I’d previously worked in croydon for nearly 4 years, hated it, thought Redhill might be a nice, peaceful change of scenery. Images of a green, picturesque Middle England market sprung to mind. ****, was […]
Sutton
I live about 10 minutes from this God-forsaken pit of a town and to visit it is to find yourself trapped in a **** version of ‘village of the damned’. It is surrounded by a one-way system seemingly designed to stop anybody unfortunate enough to find their way in actually escaping, rather like flies in […]
